Back in the day aboard your old Willie Fudd, just what was your specialty, Gus - the Mass Demoralization Weapons Station, or something? You know, where you fly low over an enemy sub and pepper it with so much merciless candor that they just go ahead and sink themselves? !
To mangle the quote from Sir Robin, in Monty Python's Holy Grail: "I soiled my armor, I was so amused!" - you seriously make me laugh my ass off, buddy.