berry lost the debate.
#10. He knew, it being his anniversary, would have to attend to Michelle my belle after it was over.

#9. Romney cheated.

#8. He had set his phone in his frong pants pocket set to vibrate only, and the Obama phone lady kept calling him.

#7. Romney cheated.

#6. It was Bush's fault.

#5. Romney cheated.

#4. The sun was in his eyes.

#3. Romney cheated.

#2. The air in Denver was so thin, and he had only been there a couple of hours. Not nearly enough time to adjust to the altitude.

And the number 1 reason he lost the debate.
Drum roll please!


#1. He can't deal with the truth of a failed record.