CNN will surely go for as much negative infighting as they can squeeze out of it.

Summary of our options:

1) Romney. Squishy moderate flip-flopping small "r" republican.
2) Gingrich. Some strong conservative ideas, mixed in with some goofy
    utopian ideas and a severe lack of moral character.
3) Paul. A wacked out alien from the planet Meepzorb.
4) Perry. Lots of strut and bluster, signifying little. Ain't gonna happen.
5) Santorum. My guy. Ain't gonna happen.
6) Obama. Single greatest atrocity to ever disgrace the American presidency.