John Bolton and Michelle Bachmann.   (I know it won't happen.)

I think Bolton is awesome, but he suffers from a lack of thoughtful grooming.
He looks like a cross between Wilford Brimley and David Crosby, like he just
woke up from a nap.

Michelle is gorgeous and intelligent, but has that unblinking Stepford Wife
stare that freaks people out.

Unfortunately image counts.   Sigh.