The following is a paid political ad by the Breeney for Mayor campaign.

Citizens of Mayberry, are you tired of big city Govt. controlling every aspect of your life?

Are you tired of taxes increasing faster than old Judd's blood pressure after seeing Ellen Brown in a skirt?

Are you tired of wasteful Govt. programs that are designed for only keeping Govt. programs.

Are you tired of a Govt. mentality that promises a crib to cradle nanny state regardless of the cost.

Hi. My name is Asa Breeney, and I would like to invite you to vote for me for Mayor in November. My promise to you is to bring back personal responsibility, and the freedom associated with that. My promise to you is to make city Govt. as inconsequential in your life as possible. My promise to you is to return our fair city back to it's former position of greatness. But I can't do it alone. I need your help. Please vote for Breeney for Mayor in November.
Mayor Breeney. Sounds nice, don't it?

(ne snails were injured in the making of this ad)