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NBC talking head Chris Mathews has just been rushed to George Washington Hospital in Washington D.C.
Mathews began to suffer immense and intense tingling down both legs tonight during the bamsters speech. He claimed the tingling was beyond what he had felt a few years ago when revealing a tingling feeling down one leg when listening to the President.
Mathews is reported to be in stable condition after being sedated with narcotics and having Rush Limbaugh tapes played in his room.
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