Dear Al. With all due respect, please do not offer responses of this nature to my troubled clients. The last thing we want for Sheldon to do is make food a "comfort blanket". Sheldon is young and impressionable enough that turning to food when experiencing feelings of doubt and worthlisness could cause him to suffer with weight issues for the rest of his life. We don't want him looking like Larry Mondello now do we?!

Sheldon, your issues may not just be emotional. They could also be physical. When was the last time you had a complete check up? You could be suffering from low levels of bicarbonate acidic polythesises in your chemical make up. Do you have access to fresh snails anywhere. Snails are known to increase the levels of BAP and make you feel more connected with your loved ones. I wouls suggest increasing fresh snails in your diet.