Mike Vick has been reinstated to the N.F.L. and now awaits to see if any team is interested in him. I have heard that the Redskins may in fact have an interest in signing him. Vick, as you may remember was convicted on numerous charges several years ago, after it was discovered he was a ring leader in a dog fighting ring. Vick claimed at the time it was a result of raising Girraffs as a young man and being traumatized by their selfishness. He was lead to believe that all animals were selfish from his childhood. Stay tuned for updates.
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The wait is still on as to weather Brett Farve will sign with the Vikings. Word should come this week as most teams are opening training camps. Farve, recuperating from elbow surgery, has been contemplating his yearly ritual of unretiring. Flip Conroy, who is currently a piano player at the Flamingo Casino in Las Vegas has said that Farve should hang up his cleats and join him in the entertainment business. He said the money isn't bad, and the waitresses all wear them peek-a-boo tops that will make the nights go by quick.
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Big Ben Rothlisberger of the Steelers is facing a civil lawsuit from a worker at Harrah's Casino in Lake Tahoe from an alleged 2008 incident in which Ben completed a pass that he should have never attempted. If the Suit is ruled in favor of the alleged, Attorney Neil Bently said the defendent (Rothlisbeger) could also be required to enter the Bill Clinton Clinic. (a clinic for those sexually addicted) Stay tuned here for more news on this and other late breaking NFL action.