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    first date

    Posted by chazhatter on 24/6/2026, 18:41:47

    your having a first date with someone,what is the top thing that would put you off having a 2nd one with them ?

    your having a first date with someone,what is the top thing that would put you off having a 2nd one
     overpowering bad breath
     constantly talking about themselves
     eating loudly with mouth open
     farting loudly/smelly then laughing
     unbearable body odour
     constantly on their phone to friend
     turning up more than an hour late
     

      Re: first date

      Posted by Bruno on 24/6/2026, 22:44:08, in reply to "first date"

      All of the above and covered in council estate tattoos.

      Your tattooed legs will look superb when you’re in your 50’s, Karen.


      Tubby meladdo

        Re: first date

        Posted by Round Green Hatter on 24/6/2026, 21:57:35, in reply to "first date"

        A strap on

          Re: first date

          Posted by Misty on 24/6/2026, 20:43:54, in reply to "first date"

          All of those are a huge turn on for me.

            Re: first date

            Posted by bbb on 24/6/2026, 18:51:38, in reply to "first date"
            WUM 2

            Disco minge.

              Re: first date

              Posted by Maccacracker on 24/6/2026, 19:11:09, in reply to "Re: first date"

              Not offering to buy a round or two(would never do a meal on a first date)

              Re: first date

              Posted by HuN on 24/6/2026, 18:43:38, in reply to "first date"

              Drinking me under the table



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