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Ok, explain how
Posted by Alien Nate on 30/5/2026, 20:05:24
A man who is paid multiple thousands a week (A WEEK) miss a target the size of a goal ?Come in she said I'll give ya, shelter from the storm.
Re: Ok, explain how
Posted by Hoofit on 2/6/2026, 20:02:18, in reply to "Ok, explain how "
Well I agree, would be better if they spent time just running up and booting the ball. Instead their minds appear to be on the dance routine beforehand.
Re: Ok, explain how
Posted by Honey Badger on 31/5/2026, 12:35:31, in reply to "Ok, explain how "
You have a 6ft 4" athletic keeper stood there for a start, 90k fans watching and a few billion around the world. You've hardly the whole goal to aim at as your picking a small spot to make it difficult for the keeper. I doubt anyone would miss the target if there wasn't a keeper stood there!
Re: Ok, explain how
Posted by Voice of reason on 31/5/2026, 18:41:58, in reply to "Re: Ok, explain how "
Maybe so but at least make the athletic 6’4” keeper save the bloody thing. I’m 6’1”. 12stone soaking wet and75 yrs old and I would fancy myself to hit the target. Whether it got past your giant keeper is another matter😂
Re: Ok, explain how
Posted by Voice of reason on 31/5/2026, 11:53:06, in reply to "Ok, explain how "
Exactly An area of 192 sq ft from a distance of 12 yards.
Re: Ok, explain how
Posted by J in C on 31/5/2026, 11:35:14, in reply to "Ok, explain how " WUM Extraordinaire
Ask Steve The moon smasher Buckley
Re: Ok, explain how
Posted by Fife Hatter on 31/5/2026, 10:37:20, in reply to "Ok, explain how " Come on England
Ask Dabo
Re: Ok, explain how
Posted by Northants Hatter on 30/5/2026, 22:40:12, in reply to "Ok, explain how "
Simple. It’s called pressure. Imagine walking along a 1 foot wide plank of wood lying on the ground. Then imagine walking along the same plank of wood when it between the top of the two towers of the old World Trade Centre. I can practically guarantee you’d be shitting yourself…
Re: Ok, explain how
Posted by MG on 30/5/2026, 20:10:56, in reply to "Ok, explain how "
Simple, they are human beings, no matter how much you pay them.
No. But I Would expect to hit the target. If the keeper saves it, that is great for him. But missing the target is atrocious Come in she said I'll give ya, shelter from the storm.
Possibly not, but you would expect them to hit the target rather than sending the thing into orbit.Live justly, love mercy, perpetuate generosity, walk humbly.
When I was a kid it was drilled into me that if your suffering from nerves at a penalty then just blast it as hard as you can down the middle. Surely an elite pro can manage that?Live justly, love mercy, perpetuate generosity, walk humbly.
🤣🤣🤣 when you were a kid, how many of those penalties did you take knowing you had tens of millions of people watching you?
If you really are that fuckin thick, leave the football talk to others and stick with telling 90 year old Doris her purple rinse looks lovely on a Sunday morning.
Re: Ok, explain how
Posted by Northants Hatter on 30/5/2026, 22:45:49, in reply to "Re: Ok, explain how "
Really?? Fantaky Dabo must’ve been on the minimum wage then…
As Alien Nate says, if the keeper saves it then fair enough, but to blast it wide or high is inexcusable for professional footballers who earn as much in a week as it'll take me about 10 years to get.Live justly, love mercy, perpetuate generosity, walk humbly.
So are you saying, you could put in a gas boiler, but you know an official bloke, so you would pay him £1000 of your hard earned pay to do it. Then he gets distracted by your attractive neighbour and makes a hash of the job. BOOM! No problem Bert, just one of those things.. No,,,, you pay the big money and you expect the job to be done. Come in she said I'll give ya, shelter from the storm.
You would, but if he had to do the job with tens of thousands booing and trying to distract him and millions watching on TV and you knew that job would massively impact both his career and his entire organisation's . . . you'd probably get it checked by someone else afterwards, right?
Now the booing is another thing. I always think fans hurling abuse etc is actually helping the taker. Not sure how to convince people, but if the crowd went totally silent, that would make the thoughts in the head go into overtime.Come in she said I'll give ya, shelter from the storm.
Of course theyre massively over paid. There is no debate about that. Given the inequality in the world its quite obscene how much premier league, and higher, players get paid.Live justly, love mercy, perpetuate generosity, walk humbly.
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