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    Next season wishlist

    Posted by Poster from the past on 17/5/2026, 23:12:33

    1. Champions of the 3rd Division
    2. FA Cup Winners
    3. Beat Watford 7-0 in the FA Cup quarter final at Kenilworth Road
    4. Nobody goes to MK away. We beat them 0-20 anyway.
    5. We beat Stevenage 42-0 at home and 0-32 away.
    6. Gianni Infantino suffers a freak financial mishap that guarantees he is destitute for the rest of his life.
    7. We don't have a green third kit.
    8. Kingsley Black undergoes revolutionary gene rejuvenation therapy and is able to play for us again for the whole season.
    9. Dawid Gaweł wins the golden boot for scoring a record 154 goals for us.
    10. We win the Littlewoods Cup again.
    11. We win the Paint Pot trophy again.
    12. Great Britain invades France and regains all of the French territory, which is then rightfully absorbed back into the UK.


    outlaws is not the barometer of sanity. You're either Luton full tilt or you are nothing. We have spunked way too much money on shite. The end.

      Re: Next season wishlist

      Posted by Ronnies Finger on 18/5/2026, 8:10:16, in reply to "Next season wishlist "

      Maybe, but for me just hope Trump is sectioned/impeached/ jailed.
      Then the World can have a bit of a reset..

        Re: Next season wishlist

        Posted by Misty on 18/5/2026, 7:37:33, in reply to "Next season wishlist "

        I'm confident all that will happen but No7 is just ridiculous. Can't see us ever changing the green 3rd strip.

          Re: Next season wishlist

          Posted by J in C on 18/5/2026, 7:32:27, in reply to "Next season wishlist "
          WUM Extraordinaire

          Als long as Norms is open I'm not fussed about the rest

            Re: Next season wishlist

            Posted by Andy Cappuccino on 18/5/2026, 6:58:18, in reply to "Next season wishlist "

            I was hoping we would sign Kasey Palmer and extend Jordan Clark's contract.

              Re: Next season wishlist

              Posted by The Outsider on 18/5/2026, 0:28:48, in reply to "Next season wishlist "
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              One of those will happen (number 7) and two might happen (1 and 11). Beyond that, I'm not too optimistic that your wishes will come true.

                Re: Next season wishlist

                Posted by since 63 on 17/5/2026, 23:22:31, in reply to "Next season wishlist "

                You are a tad pessimistic with that list.

                  Re: Next season wishlist

                  Posted by Nick NBH on 17/5/2026, 23:40:58, in reply to "Re: Next season wishlist "

                  He is on point 9. He wont break the 150 barrier

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