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What is the loudest fart you have ever done?

Posted by Poster from the past <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/lutonoutlaws/info/user=Poster+from+the+past' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on 19/11/2025, 22:00:23

Keeping Outlaws classy

outlaws is not the barometer of sanity.

Re: What is the loudest fart you have ever done?

Posted by glide <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/lutonoutlaws/info/user=glide' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on 20/11/2025, 1:14:19, in reply to "What is the loudest fart you have ever done?"

Did you know Americans don’t find them funny, they just drop one mid conversation and carry on talking. While I’m giggling like a school girl.

Re: What is the loudest fart you have ever done?

Posted by Andy Cappuccino <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/lutonoutlaws/info/user=Andy+Cappuccino' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on 19/11/2025, 22:10:38, in reply to "What is the loudest fart you have ever done?"

Smell is the best measure not volume

65% for Nige

Re: What is the loudest fart you have ever done?

Posted by since 63 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/lutonoutlaws/info/user=since+63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on 20/11/2025, 15:02:43, in reply to "Re: What is the loudest fart you have ever done?"

Surely the quality is determined if you have touched cloth or not.

Re: What is the loudest fart you have ever done?

Posted by glide <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/lutonoutlaws/info/user=glide' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on 20/11/2025, 1:11:49, in reply to "Re: What is the loudest fart you have ever done?"

Volume takes on another meaning when you get older.

Re: What is the loudest fart you have ever done?

Posted by Poster from the past <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/lutonoutlaws/info/user=Poster+from+the+past' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on 19/11/2025, 22:22:47, in reply to "Re: What is the loudest fart you have ever done?"

I once caused widespread dismay and disbelief in a full taxi with my noxious fumes.

And on another occasion years later was genuinely asked what the fuck had I eaten to create that level of obnoxiousness in odour form.

outlaws is not the barometer of sanity.

Re: What is the loudest fart you have ever done?

Posted by TheDunstableWindsock <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/lutonoutlaws/info/user=TheDunstableWindsock' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on 19/11/2025, 22:44:24, in reply to "Re: What is the loudest fart you have ever done?"

I once was playing 5-a-side about 30 years ago and whilst our team attacking I farted next to the defender who was marking me. It had the desired effect as he keeled over feeling sick and told me that I needed medical attention!

Re: What is the loudest fart you have ever done?

Posted by Alien Nate <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/lutonoutlaws/info/user=Alien+Nate' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on 19/11/2025, 22:08:22, in reply to "What is the loudest fart you have ever done?"

No idea where it could be heard. But it was a relief

Farmer John, I'm in love with your daughter

Re: What is the loudest fart you have ever done?

Posted by Snapper <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/lutonoutlaws/info/user=Snapper' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on 19/11/2025, 23:36:19, in reply to "Re: What is the loudest fart you have ever done?"

School assembly, sat crossed legged on hardwood parquet flooring. It reverberated like a foghorn whilst the hall was in complete silence just as the teacher opened his mouth to speak. Luckily all the laughter and kids rolling about kept me from being discovered.

Re: What is the loudest fart you have ever done?

Posted by Rioch for England <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/lutonoutlaws/info/user=Rioch+for+England' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on 20/11/2025, 6:33:05, in reply to "Re: What is the loudest fart you have ever done?"

I recall many years ago, on a crowded rush hour bus in Birmingham, a bloke let out a colossal fart and the entire top deck broke out in spontaneous applause so he stood up and took a bow.

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