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    First match

    Posted by Teacher on 14/8/2025, 20:00:16

    of the year for me on Saturday, since I became ill* in January. Really looking forward to it, although I won't be boozing. In fact, I won't be drinking alcohol ever again.

    Hoping to bump into some mates and chums, it's been too long.

    I will be bringing The Foetus.

    Love to all and Up The Hatters!

    * I have severe liver disease. I know, right?

      Re: First match

      Posted by Godders on 15/8/2025, 20:08:44, in reply to "First match"

      All the best.


      Live justly, love mercy, perpetuate generosity, walk humbly.

        Re: First match

        Posted by Earls on 15/8/2025, 11:19:53, in reply to "First match"

        Good luck, nice to have you back among it all.

          Re: First match

          Posted by MG on 15/8/2025, 9:27:51, in reply to "First match"

          Hope it helps with the recovery!

            Re: First match

            Posted by J in C on 15/8/2025, 8:01:05, in reply to "First match"
            Sarah

            Fruit juice on me bruv


            Legend

              Re: First match

              Posted by deeuu on 15/8/2025, 6:06:35, in reply to "First match"

              Hope you see us pick up another 3 points.


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                Re: First match

                Posted by lutonsteve2 on 15/8/2025, 5:27:09, in reply to "First match"

                I haven't had any alcohol since NYE 2022. Huddersfield Away the next day was a struggle.

                I fully recommend the tee total life but I don't pretend I'm not sometimes tempted.

                Hope you enjoy Bradford and can recover mate.

                  Re: First match

                  Posted by Madpig on 15/8/2025, 8:27:37, in reply to "Re: First match"

                  Good advice MV, but doing it voluntarily can be easier than being told you can't do it. It's a bit like 'keep off the grass' sign, you're just aching to do it for the devilment of it.
                  Well done on your dry stint. 👍

                    Re: First match

                    Posted by Madpig on 15/8/2025, 8:34:29, in reply to "Re: First match"

                    Apologies, Steve , not MV- no disrespect MV

                  Re: First match

                  Posted by MVhatter on 15/8/2025, 0:06:22, in reply to "First match"

                  A good a place as any to return to watching Luton, great day to be had (football aside). Of course, not drinking may affect it adversely....

                    Re: First match

                    Posted by RickyH on 14/8/2025, 21:49:32, in reply to "First match"

                    Sorry to hear that and hope the lack of alcohol is not to great a cross.

                      Re: First match

                      Posted by pingu on 14/8/2025, 21:46:53, in reply to "First match"

                      great news my brother🧡.

                        Re: First match

                        Posted by Floater on 14/8/2025, 21:39:46, in reply to "First match"

                        Very sorry to hear about the illness. Hope that it's manageable and that the mighty Hatters can temporarily distract from the pain on Saturday. All the best.

                          Re: First match

                          Posted by Well on 14/8/2025, 21:28:59, in reply to "First match"

                          Best wishes.

                            Re: First match

                            Posted by bbb on 14/8/2025, 21:12:40, in reply to "First match"

                            Oh well.

                            Enjoy your day.

                              Re: First match

                              Posted by Nearly a Genius on 14/8/2025, 20:43:33, in reply to "First match"
                              Legend of Outlaws

                              Hope your liver will recover. 🤞
                              Enjoy the match🙂

                                Re: First match

                                Posted by Alien Nate on 14/8/2025, 20:11:05, in reply to "First match"

                                Enjoy your return. Might be wrong, but I think if you stick to the no booze, the liver will improve.
                                Good luck.


                                .


                                Heaven's no closer than it was yesterday

                                  Re: First match

                                  Posted by PaddyHatter on 14/8/2025, 20:32:56, in reply to "Re: First match"

                                  As Billy Connolly says if you don't drink you'll get another 2 or 3 months of life. Not the 2 or 3 months when you were 25 and shagging like a stallion and partying through the night but the 2 or 3 where you are pissing in your bed and falling over for no reason........

                                    Re: First match

                                    Posted by TheDunstableWindsock on 14/8/2025, 21:30:22, in reply to "Re: First match"

                                    Yeah but Billy Connolly is decidedly unfunny and swears profusely and completely unnecessary most of the time. I can't say I never swear so when I do I know it has impact.

                                      Re: First match

                                      Posted by Poster from the past on 14/8/2025, 21:33:41, in reply to "Re: First match"

                                      How the fuck can you not find Billy Connolly funny? Agree with you about the swearing though, it's so fucking unnecessary.


                                      outlaws is not the barometer of sanity.

                                      Re: First match

                                      Posted by Teacher on 14/8/2025, 20:48:50, in reply to "Re: First match"

                                      Ha!

                                        Re: First match

                                        Posted by Alien Nate on 14/8/2025, 20:41:54, in reply to "Re: First match"

                                        Funnily enough, I nearly did the classic, clumsy old sod, fall getting in the bath/shower this morning. On the upside, my dogs would have had enough meat to keep them going for a few weeks .


                                        .


                                        Heaven's no closer than it was yesterday

                                          Re: First match

                                          Posted by PaddyHatter on 15/8/2025, 8:44:12, in reply to "Re: First match"

                                          The falling over thing for no reason is a serious pain ! I was mowing the grass in June and I slipped, grabbed the power bar and held on tight and I did the splits (or nearly did). My groin(s) still hurt....

                                            Re: First match

                                            Posted by Fife Hatter on 14/8/2025, 21:00:44, in reply to "Re: First match"
                                            Come on England

                                            Keep well

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