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    Who said this?

    Posted by Caught Jester on 3/8/2025, 22:07:18

    I got rid of – just one I got rid of the other night, you buy a house, they have a faucet in the house, Joe, and the faucet the water doesn’t come out. They have a restrictor. You can’t – in areas where you have so much water they don’t know what to do with it. Uh, you have a shower head the shower doesn’t uh, the shower doesn’t, you think it’s not working. It is working. The water’s dripping out and that’s no good for me. I like this hair lace and [sic] – I like that hair nice and wet. Takes you – you have to stand in the shower for 20 minutes before you get the soap out of your hair. And I put a, a thing – and it sounds funny but it’s really not. It’s horrible. And uh, when you wash your hands, you turn on the faucet, no water comes out. You’re washing whole – water barely comes out it’s ridi – this was done by crazy people. And I wor – wrote it all off and got it approved in Congress so that they can’t just change it.”

    Clue - he’s about to get a State visit

      Re: Who said this?

      Posted by Northants Hatter on 4/8/2025, 7:12:59, in reply to "Who said this?"

      My favourite recent one of his ramblings, talking about the Oval Office…

      “Here we put out – you know these, these lamps have been very important actually, whether people love them or not but they’re if you see pictures like Pearl Harbor or Tora! Tora! Tora!, you see movies about the White House where wars are being discussed, oftentimes they’ll show those lamps or something like those lamps, something that looks like them. Probably not the reals, because I don’t think they’re allowed to – this is a very important room, this is a sacred room, and I don’t think they made movies from here.
      You never know what they do. But they were missing, er, medallions. See the medallions on top? They had a chain going into the ceiling. And I said: ‘You can’t do that. You have to have a medallion.’ They said, ‘What’s a medallion?’ I said: ‘I’ll show you.’ And then we got some beautiful medallions, and you see them, they were put up there, makes the lamps look [inaudible] so we did these changes.
      And when you think of it, the cost was almost nothing. We also painted the room a nice color, beige color, and it’s been really something. The only question is, will I gold-leaf the corners? You could maybe tell me. My cabinet could take a vote. You see the top-line moldings, and the only question is do you go and leaf it? Because you can’t paint it, if you paint it it won’t look good because they’ve never found a paint that looks like gold. You see that in the Oval Office.
      Er, they’ve tried for years and years. Somebody could become very wealthy, but they’ve never found a paint that looks like gold. So painting is easy but it won’t look right.”

        Re: Who said this?

        Posted by Caught Jester on 4/8/2025, 7:45:23, in reply to "Re: Who said this?"

        By his own admission, quote - ‘a very stable genius’

          Re: Who said this?

          Posted by RADSB on 4/8/2025, 7:36:00, in reply to "Re: Who said this?"

          Sharpiegate was hilarious

          Mr J.C. Lomax having been called upon to give his opinion upon the proposed formation of a Town Club, said he was most emphatically in favour of a proposed Luton Town Football Club - 11th April 1885

          Re: Who said this?

          Posted by J in C on 4/8/2025, 4:49:27, in reply to "Who said this?"
          Sarah

          Embarrassing

          Legend

            Re: Who said this?

            Posted by Nearly a Genius on 4/8/2025, 8:38:05, in reply to "Re: Who said this?"
            Legend of Outlaws

            For the USA, yes.

              Re: Who said this?

              Posted by bbb on 4/8/2025, 9:51:36, in reply to "Re: Who said this?"

              Yet he managed to make Starmer look an even bigger bell end than normal and was spot about Khan.

                Re: Who said this?

                Posted by J in C on 4/8/2025, 11:52:11, in reply to "Re: Who said this?"
                Sarah

                I like Khan meself and Trumps doesnt know him at all.

                Legend

                  Re: Who said this?

                  Posted by MG on 4/8/2025, 10:33:40, in reply to "Re: Who said this?"

                  I love your humour sometimes, bravo!

                  Re: Who said this?

                  Posted by MG on 4/8/2025, 9:42:05, in reply to "Re: Who said this?"

                  I don't think we should be too quick to mock though.

                  We look to be heading down an equally disastrous route.

                    Re: Who said this?

                    Posted by Northants Hatter on 5/8/2025, 6:30:13, in reply to "Re: Who said this?"

                    You’re absolutely right. God help us if “I have no idea” Farridge gets anywhere near the levers of power…

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