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Another one we missed out on?
Posted by bbb on 31/7/2025, 18:04:19
The left back from Burnley signed for Stockport this evening. Looks like they mean business this season.
I imagine we'll play one of the blokes we've played there during pre-season when Alfie wasn't playing.
Seems to be how this football shit works.
Plus, some chap reckons we've probably signed a few players who haven't yet been announced. Presumably because Sweaty fancies personally trolling some wankers.
If Bloomfield plays four at the back having not done so, at all, all pre-season then he has no more about him than Edwards.
It'll be Nige at LWB, assuming there hasn't been someone training all week who's going to play there and allow Nige to slot in at LCB and Kal to play in the middle.
How's it madness? You want to add up the minutes he played preseason, versus anyone else but particularly Nige?
Fuck him. He was decent but he was fat, unfit and his delivery had deteriorated dramatically. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt over the last bit on the basis that he appeared to have been overburdoned with expectation but if I'm in better shape as a 51 year old retiree who, conspicuously is NOT a professional athlete then that's a fucking shocking look.
If he could move his orange yacht out of the Bermuda Triangle so he gets a signal to announce these players, that would be just spiffing. What with us having a bit of a kick about against some Sunday league team tomorrow.
Or, just stop being a cunt and making shit up about a yacht.
Comm's need to be better, we all get it. Maybe they need someone who can do that. He's probably a bit more busy than your regular van-driving tradesman.
Some shit needs to be better, we all get that. Whatever the fuck that was about last weekend was fucking embarrassing. I'd happily believe that we named him in the starting line up in a 'put up or shut up' bit of brinksmanship but, after the fact, why can't se say as much or, better, not say it but allude to it. 'He was ours to play until someone made an offer that we deemed acceptable'.
In normal times, poor. Given that our communication from board to fans is generally perceived to be somewhat lacking, fucking inexcusable.
Bloody hell jim, I make a light-hearted poke at a minor grammatical error and you start banging on about grown-up stuff like you've been mainlining the serious juice this evening.
I think I liked you better before all this registration lark, you'd have at least written a 200 word polemical of why "comm's" was AKCHALLY correct and in no way a reflection on your above-average intelligence and given us all a good old laugh.
To make it worse, I have no idea what you're even banging on about above, I've pretty much been sulking for the last 2 months and pretending that last season's utter shambles and disastrous conclusion never really happened and ignoring all the shite close season shitey shite. I assume it's something about Fat Alfie, but the details elude me because I've absolutely no interest in any of it right now.
That all might change by this time tomorrow of course.
You got a fucking problem with "Comm's", eh? Ya cunt?
I've had a couple of beers.
There are genuine areas of concern.
Who plays LWB, all of a sudden, when there's some bloke we loaned from Wolves who's played there more than fat Alfie is NOT one of them IMHO.
Why everything has to be the fucking sky falling in is absolutely most of them. Have a read, catch up. Have a few jazz cigaretees before you look on FB, though, Apparently it's gone batshit on there.
Mega! Helipad on the roof of his yacht to home his orange helicopter aswell. The bloke has come a long way from selling 2nd hand mobile phones. Fair fucks.
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