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Injury mystery
Posted by Floater on 25/7/2025, 21:52:32
Asked ChatGPT which non-musculoskeletal surgical procedure for a footballer would be prompted by a MRI and require only a few months out for full recovery:
Given the clues, this best aligns with surgical correction of a small internal organ or soft‑tissue condition, rather than any major system like cardiovascular, gastrointestinal, or neurological unless it was minor.
Possible explanations might include: * Small benign cyst excision (e.g. in liver, kidney, or reproductive organ) * Minor gallbladder procedure (though MRI isn't first-line, MRI could spot stones or inflammation) * Elective surgery for an internal organ anomaly discovered incidentally * Hernia repair (especially sports hernia)
Let me know if you’d like further details or insight into whether any League One teams can withstand the Hatters' juggernaut.
Re: Injury mystery
Posted by Poster from the past on 25/7/2025, 22:09:42, in reply to "Injury mystery"
It's his cock mate, it's too big, drags along the ground when he's running and slows him down too much for Bloomfield's liking so all parties have agreed to chop a bit off.outlaws is not the barometer of sanity.
Re: Injury mystery
Posted by TheDunstableWindsock on 25/7/2025, 23:55:09, in reply to "Re: Injury mystery"
My friend Billy s'got a ten foot willy. He showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake, and now its only four foot four!
🤣🤣🤣 The old ones are always the best!
Re: Injury mystery
Posted by Suffolk Punch on 26/7/2025, 9:41:55, in reply to "Re: Injury mystery"
And that one, mate, is very old. I used to recite that when I was five, way back in the last century.
I'm 93 you know!Everybody talks... Some hear... A few listen... Almost nobody understands...
Re: Injury mystery
Posted by Floater on 26/7/2025, 11:20:01, in reply to "Re: Injury mystery"
Wow! I feel old at 30 years younger. Tip of the hat, sir! You’ve been through the ups and downs at KR several times.
Re: Injury mystery
Posted by joey diconio on 25/7/2025, 22:02:25, in reply to "Injury mystery"
It’s constipation, they are fetching a corkscrew from The Eric Morecambe Truth seeker / snide
Re: Injury mystery
Posted by The Outsider on 25/7/2025, 21:58:11, in reply to "Injury mystery" VIP
The wonders of AI.
AI Overview There are three "o"s in the word "bookkeeper".
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