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    Modern football is rubbish # 7654

    Posted by Kurious Oranj on 25/7/2025, 12:21:51

    We will parade two new strikers tomorrow when we entertain European giants Tottingham Hotspur show biz XI.

    We will also be releasing our third strip in recycled green.

    RRH 2 Spuds XI 2

      Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654

      Posted by Melbourne Hat on 25/7/2025, 12:24:17, in reply to "Modern football is rubbish # 7654"

      Whenever we 'parade' anything I can't help but always think back to the time we unveiled our great new addition and it was a fucking lawnmower.

      Back in the glory days of Lennie maybe?

        Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654

        Posted by Trindle and Buffoon on 25/7/2025, 18:54:29, in reply to "Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654"

        Daiki? What a whirlwind he thought that was. 4-0 home win in the PL....probably thought he landed on his feet. Oh, how things change.

          Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654

          Posted by Earls on 25/7/2025, 13:15:20, in reply to "Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654"

          Wasn’t the last great addition we unveiled on the pitch Daiki Hashioka? That was at half-time during the 4-0 Brighton game, when everything started going to shit immediately after.

            Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654

            Posted by LTFC39 on 26/7/2025, 7:39:43, in reply to "Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654"

            Fanne wasn’t it?

              Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654

              Posted by Farhat on 25/7/2025, 14:22:10, in reply to "Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654"

              To be fair, everything turned to shit a week later, after the 4-4 draw at Newcastle, and just after the window shut.....

                Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654

                Posted by Cuba on 25/7/2025, 16:00:16, in reply to "Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654"

                That isn’t a fair representation but its done and long gone.

                Leaving yourself so exposed to what happened post Newcastle was where it went wrong.


              Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654

              Posted by BoydCrowdersCollar on 25/7/2025, 12:29:46, in reply to "Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654"

              Are you maybe confused with Johnny "Hardest shot in Denmark" Vilstrup who moved at the pace of a push mower?

                Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654

                Posted by Trindle and Buffoon on 25/7/2025, 18:56:11, in reply to "Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654"

                Offered so much, delivered very little.

                  Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654

                  Posted by Melbourne Hat on 25/7/2025, 12:31:29, in reply to "Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654"

                  Ha! nope. It was definitely a lawnnower or something with spikes that would aid drainage in thepitch and they wheeled it in down by the SKF clock as I recall.


                  Great days.

                    Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654

                    Posted by Trindle and Buffoon on 25/7/2025, 18:57:41, in reply to "Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654"

                    Concur. Remember this vividly.

                      Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654

                      Posted by Trevor on 25/7/2025, 14:39:25, in reply to "Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654"

                      We did and I am sure there was a comical cartoon parody in either MAAH or D.Pleated along the lines of 'Super Striker' getting confused with 'Super Spiker'.


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                      Make burgers wider, not taller

                      Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654

                      Posted by TopH on 25/7/2025, 13:07:55, in reply to "Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654"

                      Yep I remember it , I think it was a lawn ariator , it was unveiled at half time, can't remember the opposition but their fans ripped the right piss out of us.

                      Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654

                      Posted by Andy Cappuccino on 25/7/2025, 12:55:40, in reply to "Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654"

                      A fork with stabilisers?

                        Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654

                        Posted by Kurious Oranj on 25/7/2025, 12:32:38, in reply to "Re: Modern football is rubbish # 7654"

                        Only at Luton

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