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Best Line in a Song

Posted by Bt20 on 5/6/2025, 10:30:32

Some real crackers, but I will start with;

'if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?'

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Selfishshellfish on 7/6/2025, 8:13:27, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

Where a cunt may nae be a put down

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Mathew on 6/6/2025, 17:02:17, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

This week from the new HMHB album...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m002br4x?partner=uk.co.bbc&origin=share-mobile
(Starts 6:50ish)

Whitbread ; Big head; Trophy Bitter; Pint that thinks it's a quart.

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Sick Boy on 6/6/2025, 15:48:25, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

I'm going back to 505
If it's a seven hour flight or a forty-five minute drive
In my imagination, you're waitin' lyin' on your side
With your hands between your thighs

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Gothenburg Hatter on 6/6/2025, 9:38:24, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

Run to the bedroom,
In the suitcase on the left
You'll find my favorite axe.

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Madpig on 6/6/2025, 7:52:15, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

From the Small Faces Ogdens Nut Gone Flake album:
, 'HappydayToytown' track

' Life is like a bowl of All Bran.
You wake up every morning and it's there'

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by MVhatter on 6/6/2025, 0:09:16, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

There a million beautiful wonderful best lines in a song, but if it's not "we hate wat**rd" then really, what is the point.

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Loot on 5/6/2025, 17:49:53, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

Even the President of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Laststraw2 on 5/6/2025, 17:52:32, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

Dylan keeps chopping up.

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Alien Nate on 5/6/2025, 17:31:13, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

You have had songs rattling around my head since you posted this. It has certainly caught the attention of a lot of posters. Plenty ignoring the "line" (me included) and stretching it.

Just a face in the crowd on a dead-end street

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Alien Nate on 5/6/2025, 17:35:46, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

How the hell can a person,
Go to work in the morning,
Come home in the evening
And have nothing to say?

John Prine - Angel From Montgomery

Just a face in the crowd on a dead-end street

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by since 63 on 5/6/2025, 16:37:00, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

What would you think if I sang out of tune?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
And I'll try not to sing out of key

I know, it's four lines, but how can you separate them

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Farhat on 5/6/2025, 15:54:50, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

Here she comes again, with vodka in her veins.

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Godders on 5/6/2025, 15:31:28, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

The diplomatic answer
To your 25 stone dancer
Is "you're acts still great,
But we can't keep charging a pound".

The Beautiful South, "Who's gonna tell?"

Live justly, love mercy, perpetuate generosity, walk humbly.

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Godders on 5/6/2025, 15:32:29, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

*your not you're FCOL. I changed it, then auto correct changed it back before I realised!!!!

Live justly, love mercy, perpetuate generosity, walk humbly.

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Laststraw2 on 5/6/2025, 14:49:24, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

Ah,but I was so much older then,
I'm younger than that now.

My Back Pages Dylan

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Andy Cappuccino on 5/6/2025, 15:31:18, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

Prefer the Byrds version but kudos to Bob for writing a brilliant lyric

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Laststraw2 on 5/6/2025, 16:33:24, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

Same here been playing The Best of the Bryds all week in the car, Roger McGuinns 12 Rickenbacker Wow!!

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by crumpsall on 6/6/2025, 10:16:44, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"
MIB

Did you go to that free McGuinn concert at Hyde Park in 74? Brilliant. Fabulous day.

Second on the bill, Roy Harper & 'Heavy Friends'. Those friends were Dave Gilmour, John Paul Jones and Steve Broughton!
(Me & My Woman - what a song)

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Andy Cappuccino on 5/6/2025, 17:09:54, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

Best group of the 60s, no contest

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Laststraw2 on 6/6/2025, 12:33:33, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

Afraid not mate in Aussie for a few years around that time. Roy Harper "Nobody's got any Money in the Summer".
Was at the Park for the big ones in the 60's Stones, Blind Faith and Humble Pie. Great times.

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by crumpsall on 6/6/2025, 12:57:52, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"
MIB

I did the Stones (brother's future drummer was with the first band on) and Humble Pie (GFR awful!) but gor some reason missed Blind Faith - would have loved to have seen Steve Winwood in action

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Gut City Hatter on 5/6/2025, 14:43:27, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

Always loved the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band:
"My pink half of the drainpipe
Separates me from you.
My pink half of the drainpipe...
I may paint it blue."
Or the unforgettable:
"I wanna" (repeat ad infinitum)
"I wanna get you in my tent"
("Tent" repeated ad infinitum)
"Where we can both experiment"
("Ment" repeated ad infinitum)...

"Death cab for Cutie" and a few others were also hilarious. Pure anarchy.

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Poster from the past on 5/6/2025, 14:15:14, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

You used to speak the truth
But now you're clever

outlaws is not the barometer of sanity.

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Slippery When Wet on 5/6/2025, 14:03:56, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

"I live my life on a lullaby"

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by AlanProperIrish on 5/6/2025, 13:22:04, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

Time, he flexes like a whore falls wanking to the floor his trick is you and me, boy

Our day will come

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by SAHB on 5/6/2025, 12:37:34, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

Salt throwers were taming the sidewalks with haste
Til all of the city was seasoned to taste.

What kind of fool would follow signs that were never there.

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Zaphod on 5/6/2025, 12:21:54, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

'There's a girl, my Lord
In a flatbed Ford
Slowed down to take a look at me'

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by BigD on 5/6/2025, 11:49:38, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

If you try to knock me, you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by GlutonFreeArsenalTwo on 5/6/2025, 11:49:34, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

Tadpoles keep screaming in my ear- hey there rotters club - explain the meaning of this song and share it.⁸

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by MG on 5/6/2025, 11:44:51, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

With her phrase book in her silk soft hand
She spoke in riddles while the vodka listened

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Suffolk Punch on 5/6/2025, 13:37:09, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

But she never lost her head, even when she was givin' head

Things will get worse before they get better, and better before they get worse. Or vice-versa. Tomorrow, I expect, will be somewhere in between.

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by MG on 5/6/2025, 14:02:54, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

Regrettably in my song . . .

So I stole one kiss, it was a near miss
She looked at me like I was Jack the Ripper
She leaned in close, "Goodnight", was all she said

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Laststraw2 on 5/6/2025, 18:02:17, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

Waiting round the bend,
My Huckleberry friend Moon River and me.

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by MG on 5/6/2025, 11:44:46, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

With her phrase book in her silk soft hand
She spoke in riddles while the vodka listened

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by HatterHead88 on 5/6/2025, 11:42:48, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

"Passing by a cemetery,
I think of all the little hopes and dreams,
That lie lifeless and unfilled beneath the soil"

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by HatterHead88 on 5/6/2025, 11:42:43, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

"Passing by a cemetery,
I think of all the little hopes and dreams,
That lie lifeless and unfilled beneath the soil"

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by HatterHead88 on 5/6/2025, 11:45:37, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

Apologies for the duplicate post!

"Say something once, why say it again?"

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Andy Cappuccino on 5/6/2025, 11:06:15, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

Anything from Medicine Show, best may be "Got straight trousers, it'll give you flares"

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Maah001 on 5/6/2025, 11:32:31, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

Great track

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by millstreet on 5/6/2025, 11:05:25, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

This is how it feels when your clubs won nothing at all

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Melbourne Hat on 5/6/2025, 11:03:18, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

'Martin Allen is a wanker, is a wanker'

(Repeat)

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Bueller on 5/6/2025, 11:01:23, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

When you're near my heart beats quicker, faster
It's your skin as pale as alabaster
It has to be, it has to end
Losing a lover, gaining a friend

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by bbb on 5/6/2025, 10:49:21, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

What a life it would be
If you could come to mine for tea
I'll pick you up at half past three
We'll have lasagna

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by From despair to Ware on 5/6/2025, 10:47:23, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

"We first met through a shared view, she loved me and I did too" - Mike Skinner (or was it Cuba?)

From one doughnut to many others.

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by deeuu on 5/6/2025, 10:43:13, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

Pulp - I Spy

"The crowd gasp at Cocker's masterful control of the bicycle
Skilfully avoiding the dog turd outside the corner shop."

A shoe without its lace trips the fastest.

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by HuN on 5/6/2025, 10:41:30, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

" - - - - "

Albatross- Fleetwood Mac

Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.
Terry Pratchett

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by RADSB on 5/6/2025, 10:35:59, in reply to "Best Line in a Song"

"They're not beauty queens but they're our pearls."

Mr J.C. Lomax having been called upon to give his opinion upon the proposed formation of a Town Club, said he was most emphatically in favour of a proposed Luton Town Football Club - 11th April 1885

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Garstang Hatter on 5/6/2025, 10:53:21, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

"You ain't a beauty, but hey you're alright... Oh, and that's alright with me."

"Never too high, never too low"

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Caught Jester on 5/6/2025, 10:39:47, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

‘Someone left a cake out in the rain’

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Round Green Hatter on 5/6/2025, 10:43:30, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

"I went out there
In search of experience
To taste and to touch
And to feel as much
As a man can
Before he repents"

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Vladimir Luton on 5/6/2025, 10:46:08, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

"I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Alien Nate on 5/6/2025, 11:06:21, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

They say I killed a man named Gray
Took his wife to Italy
She inherited a million bucks
When she died, it came to me
I can't help it if I'm lucky!

Idiot Wind - Bob Dylan

Just a face in the crowd on a dead-end street

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by crumpsall on 5/6/2025, 11:14:36, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"
MIB

From the loveliest love song ever...

You look different every time
You come from the foam-crested brine
It's your skin, shining softly in the moonlight
Partly fish, partly porpoise
Partly baby sperm whale
Am I yours?
Are you mine to play with?

...Sea Song, Robert Wyatt. Ending with:

Your madness fits in nicely with my own
With my own
Your lunacy fits neatly with my own
My very own

We're not alone

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by DynamoKev on 5/6/2025, 11:21:20, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em

Move aside Wordsworth....

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Kurious Oranj on 5/6/2025, 11:41:57, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

"Good morning Ma'am, I've come to read your gas meter"

Architecture and Morality Ted and Alice . HMHB

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Fife Hatter on 5/6/2025, 12:09:16, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"
Come on England

The Jam - That's entertainment

Two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by kingcnut on 5/6/2025, 12:27:29, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

The best that you can hope for is that you die in your sleep.

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Nearly a Genius on 5/6/2025, 12:53:48, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"
Legend of Outlaws

Meet me where the wind blows

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Trigger on 5/6/2025, 17:17:16, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

There’s a bible on the table
There’s a bottle on the shelf
There’s a woman in the kitchen
Cryin’ quietly to herself
Down the hallway, in the bedroom
He can hear his children wail
When all you got is a hammer
Everything looks like a nail

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Barnhatter on 5/6/2025, 22:18:28, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Berko Hatter on 6/6/2025, 19:00:58, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

“Don’t tell me you don’t know what love is
When you’re old enough to know better
When you find strange hands in your sweater”

Re: Best Line in a Song

Posted by Berko Hatter on 6/6/2025, 19:00:58, in reply to "Re: Best Line in a Song"

“Don’t tell me you don’t know what love is
When you’re old enough to know better
When you find strange hands in your sweater”

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