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Patio update
Posted by Poster from the past on 4/6/2025, 19:26:25
Some good news and some bad news today. The specialist found that my leg did need to be amputated and I was rushed into theatre earlier today. Unfortunately upon coming back round from the anaesthetic I noticed they had somehow managed to amputate the wrong leg. Obviously this is a bit annoying but the good news is that thanks to a cancellation they can squeeze me in tomorrow to amputate the correct leg. Hopefully it will all go ok, I mean, what's the worst that can happen?outlaws is not the barometer of sanity.
Re: Patio update
Posted by Maah001 on 5/6/2025, 7:13:51, in reply to "Patio update "
Hope you don't have to have your tonsils out in that case
Re: Patio update
Posted by Round Green Hatter on 4/6/2025, 21:34:30, in reply to "Patio update "
It’s not a patio update, it’s just some boring story about your leg. I’m sorry for all the bad luck you’ve been having but the whole point of this was to update us on the patio, you haven’t done so, in fact you’ve not mentioned it in the last few updates you’ve posted so why bother?
People should not be tricked into updates on patios then open the link to find it’s about your car, leg or the sinkhole your neighbours house is falling into. Tell us about the patio, we have no interest in anything else unless the title of the thread is a clear indicator of what is happening with the patio.
I hope they amputate your hands so you can’t post spurious patio updates anymore.
Re: Patio update
Posted by J in C on 5/6/2025, 5:50:37, in reply to "Re: Patio update " Sarah
Harsh
Wierdo in the northLegend
Re: Patio update
Posted by crumpsall on 4/6/2025, 21:57:29, in reply to "Re: Patio update " MIB
🤣👏👏
Re: Patio update
Posted by Poster from the past on 4/6/2025, 21:53:26, in reply to "Re: Patio update "
outlaws is not the barometer of sanity.
Re: Patio update
Posted by J in C on 4/6/2025, 19:35:49, in reply to "Patio update " Sarah
This one may have run its course old boyLegend
Re: Patio update
Posted by bbb on 4/6/2025, 21:47:34, in reply to "Re: Patio update "
Still 10 times better than a list of obscure footballers a poster once noticed on Champ Manager after having 1 too many vaccines .
Re: Patio update
Posted by Godders on 4/6/2025, 20:49:46, in reply to "Re: Patio update "
It's certainly on its last legs...Live justly, love mercy, perpetuate generosity, walk humbly.
Re: Patio update
Posted by Poster from the past on 4/6/2025, 19:38:45, in reply to "Re: Patio update "
I should never have started it really, I am backing myself into a corner with it all. outlaws is not the barometer of sanity.
Re: Patio update
Posted by Alien Nate on 4/6/2025, 19:49:07, in reply to "Re: Patio update "
Easily solved. Red card.🟥 Banned from posting about the patio and fall out.Everything we think we are Is everything we ain't
Re: Patio update
Posted by Poster from the past on 4/6/2025, 20:00:10, in reply to "Re: Patio update "
I've got a better idea, how about this:
It was all just a SILLY DREAM. I've still got BOTH MY LEGS, me and my neighbourHAVEN'T HAD TO EVACUATE, and there's NO SINKHOLE.
WE ARE GOING TO PISS THIS THIRD DIVISION WITH OR WITHOUT THEO SHIT HAIR.outlaws is not the barometer of sanity.
Re: Patio update
Posted by Andy Cappuccino on 4/6/2025, 20:42:07, in reply to "Re: Patio update "
I was OK until the last paragraph
Re: Patio update
Posted by Nearly a Genius on 4/6/2025, 20:13:06, in reply to "Re: Patio update " Legend of Outlaws
Well, "what you read on here is 100% conjecture, lies, bullshit and complete bollocks." Glad you're in possession of all your limbs, though.
Re: Patio update
Posted by Nearly a Genius on 4/6/2025, 20:14:09, in reply to "Re: Patio update " Legend of Outlaws
And yes to your last sentence.
Re: Patio update
Posted by Alien Nate on 4/6/2025, 20:11:22, in reply to "Re: Patio update "
Seems reasonable 👽Everything we think we are Is everything we ain't
Re: Patio update
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