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Patio update
Posted by Poster from the past on 3/6/2025, 17:27:03
Woke up in the park last night to find a fox mauling away at my leg. Obviously shook me up a bit and has caused quite a bad wound. Have spent most of the day in A&E waiting to get it seen to. Looks like they are going to have to amputate but final decision to be taken by specialist tomorrow. Anyway at least I have a bed for the night. Let's see how things go tomorrow. Hopefully will be ok, I mean, what's the worst that can happen?outlaws is not the barometer of sanity.
Re: Patio update
Posted by Nearly a Genius on 3/6/2025, 20:04:47, in reply to "Patio update " Legend of Outlaws
You're not having a good week at all, are you? Hope things improve. And as said by others, at least you've got a bed.
Re: Patio update
Posted by Andy Cappuccino on 3/6/2025, 17:34:00, in reply to "Patio update "
Sue them for the delay in getting seen.
Not that you'll have a leg to stand on.
Re: Patio update
Posted by Doctor Ince on 3/6/2025, 17:30:23, in reply to "Patio update "
Main thing is you've got a warm, dry bed for the night, plus a meal of dubious quality in the morning.
Top tip: leave your pecker out your gown when the nurses come round and one of them might put it back for you
Re: Patio update
Posted by bbb on 3/6/2025, 19:33:39, in reply to "Re: Patio update "
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Re: Patio update
Posted by Poster from the past on 3/6/2025, 17:31:39, in reply to "Re: Patio update "
outlaws is not the barometer of sanity.
Re: Patio update
Posted by HuN on 3/6/2025, 20:11:25, in reply to "Re: Patio update "
**Hopefully will be ok, I mean, what's the worst that can happen?**
**Top tip: leave your pecker out your gown when the nurses come round and one of them might put it back for you**
Those nurses eh - nudge nudge wink wink - and some of them have cracking beards Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened. Terry Pratchett
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