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    Poem

    Posted by Poetic Justice on 17/6/2024, 14:44:53

    If you have soup and but don稚 add croton
    No worries, I知 Luton

    We all know covid started in Wuhan
    At least it didn稚 start in my Luton

    No, I知 not Vladmir Putin
    I知 Luton

    Or Emmanuel Macron
    F*ck the c*nt. I'm Luton

      The great John Hegley...

      Posted by crumpsall on 17/6/2024, 15:54:52, in reply to "Poem"



      A Poem About The Town Of My Upbringing And The Conflict Between My Working Class Origins And The Middle Class Status Conferred Upon Me By A University Education.

      的 remember Luton

      As I知 swallowing my crouton.

        Re: The great John Hegley...

        Posted by Ampthillhat on 17/6/2024, 16:28:44, in reply to "The great John Hegley..."

        Will never forget a little ditty Jon Hegley sang on the Mark and Lard evening show years and years ago....

        "Well I had a laugh with my Luton scarf in the Luton football choir, as we sang with pride for the greatest side in all of Bedfordshire.

        To hell with Swindon Town, to hell with Torquay, we'll sing, sing, sing for Luton, as we win division 3.

        Those darling old days in Luton, we didn't half make a din, and if we see a Watford fan, we'll kick his knackers in."

          Re: The great John Hegley...

          Posted by Basford on 17/6/2024, 16:59:42, in reply to "Re: The great John Hegley..."

          This is underrated. We should definitely be singing this next season.

        Re: Poem

        Posted by Eddie on 17/6/2024, 15:37:05, in reply to "Poem"

        All these people who can稚 eat gluten
        I can, I知 Luton

          Re: Poem

          Posted by Andy Cappuccino on 17/6/2024, 15:46:44, in reply to "Re: Poem"

          For sleep, I just need a futon
          And that's because I'm Luton

            Re: Poem

            Posted by Bicester Hat on 17/6/2024, 22:37:17, in reply to "Re: Poem"

              Re: Poem

              Posted by Prince William on 17/6/2024, 15:53:22, in reply to "Re: Poem"

              Can you put one in her bun.
              Of course I can, I'm Luton

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