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    Mars and Neptune

    Posted by Elon Tusk on 14/6/2024, 17:03:35

    Mars assesses it future population growth and decides it needs 100 new homes for its population, 10 more doctor surgeries, 3 schools, 1 hospital, 5 dentists and 6 care homes for the elderly... income tax will be set at 20%

    3 months later starships start arriving from Neptune and thousands of the green invaders demand equal access to Martian resources...

    The government of Mars decide to increase taxes to 40% as the population has doubled... how else will they build the required infrastructure?

    The martian masses begrudgingly accept the tax increases whilst the green invaders complain that everything isn't available immediately including their particular requirement for extra gravity boots as they are exhausted trying to keep their feet on the ground when living in the thin Martian atmosphere... they feel discriminated against and so start to march and demand equality... 'we have a right to walk comfortably on this planet too'

    Next day a spaceship from Jupiter arrives

      Re: Mars and Neptune

      Posted by Oh Dear on 14/6/2024, 17:25:50, in reply to "Mars and Neptune"

      Whoever you copied and pasted that from has clearly been on the gear.

        Re: Mars and Neptune

        Posted by Genuine question on 14/6/2024, 17:05:30, in reply to "Mars and Neptune"

        Are you not embarrassed?

          Re: Mars and Neptune

          Posted by Elon Tusk on 14/6/2024, 17:12:44, in reply to "Re: Mars and Neptune"

          get over yourself you kn_b

            Re: Mars and Neptune

            Posted by Forever Luton on 14/6/2024, 17:14:04, in reply to "Re: Mars and Neptune"

            Sorry mate he is right that is a bit embarrassing.

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