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    Funniest chants

    Posted by Harry haslams honda on 4/4/2024, 9:13:27

    Whats given you a proper laugh, not a large scale chant but maybe an individual or small group effort (nothing too offensive obviously.

    Theres 1 that immediately sticks in my mind, many moons ago when Cherry Newbury was a reasonably popular figure around the club, she was walking pitchside when a group of about 10 very drunk old enough to know better types starting singing the four seasons number ‘Sherry Baby’ at her, it wasn’t just the volume of it, the enthusiastic performance, the subtle lyric change to get her name in it but the vague and failed attempt to harmonise that made it so bloody funny, and if that’s wasn’t enough her reaction topped it off, initially looking confused then slightly frightened before offering a smile that honestly looked like it would crack her face!!!

      Re: Funniest chants

      Posted by Caught Jester on 4/4/2024, 15:45:59, in reply to "Funniest chants "

      Pretty sure I saw her outside the ground shortly before K/O last Saturday.

        Re: Funniest chants

        Posted by Ronnies Finger on 4/4/2024, 10:21:52, in reply to "Funniest chants "

        Stevenage a few years, Chant at a lookalike Steward” your on the Chase in the morning “… even a copper was laughing..

          Re: Funniest chants

          Posted by Peter Griffin on 4/4/2024, 10:31:53, in reply to "Re: Funniest chants "

          I remember that!

          Re: Funniest chants

          Posted by Brko's Bicycle on 4/4/2024, 10:19:50, in reply to "Funniest chants "

          Home to Chelsea in the Cup a couple of years ago, a few days into the Russia-Ukraine war, in the early days when Russia botched their invasion and lost a load of tanks outside Kiev. Abromovich has just been sanctioned. Chelsea fans chant his name.

          Luton: "Russia get battered everywhere they go!"

            Re: Funniest chants

            Posted by Toddingtonsteve on 4/4/2024, 10:09:25, in reply to "Funniest chants "

            We played Sheffield Wednesday, late 90’s maybe they all merge a bit. We absolutely battered them first half but couldn’t get the ball in the net and they had two break always and scored. As the teams were coming off the Wednesday fans were singing “we’re shit, but we’re two nil up”, very amusing. Think we won 3-2 in the end?

              Re: Funniest chants

              Posted by Godders on 4/4/2024, 9:56:11, in reply to "Funniest chants "

              Against Derby in the championship. They took the lead through Wayne Rooney's deflected shot having not win away for about 6 months. They chanted, "we're winning away, how sh1t must you be"
              We responded with "we lose every week, you're nothing special" and, "it's only 1 nil, how sh1t must you be"

              Also at Coventry in League 2. Having come back from 2-0 down to level 2-2 it was a case of, "2 nil and you f*#ked it up", swiftly followed by;
              "Premier League you f*#ked it up
              Premier League you f*#ked it up
              Championship you f*#cked it up
              Championship you f*#ked it up
              League 1 you f*#ked it up
              League 1 you f*#ked it up
              League 2 you f*#ked it up
              League 2 you f*#ked it up"

              Both occasions hilarious at the time and made me chuckle to myself ever since. Easily pleased, I know.

                Re: Funniest chants

                Posted by MG on 4/4/2024, 9:47:06, in reply to "Funniest chants "

                The one that always sticks with me is the one I heard chanted at the 1-1 draw with Cambridge I think it was.

                As I was saying goodbye to my horse
                I was saying goodbye to my horse
                Good bye horse
                Good bye horse

                Went on for ages. No idea why.


                  Re: Funniest chants

                  Posted by Doctor Ince on 4/4/2024, 10:39:24, in reply to "Re: Funniest chants "




                  Not sure if it was the genuine origin of the song but the first time I heard it was a Clarence minibus to somewhere.

                    Re: Funniest chants

                    Posted by jimmyp on 4/4/2024, 10:45:27, in reply to "Re: Funniest chants "

                    Didn't I read that you were on a TBC minibus to the Hartlepool game that was called off, as we got into town?

                    I was the bloke you stopped in Darlo to pick up.

                    Cheers, Jim

                      Re: Funniest chants

                      Posted by Doctor Ince on 4/4/2024, 10:48:40, in reply to "Re: Funniest chants "

                      I don't recall going to Hartlepool away but a lot of that era blurs into one big away game tbh.

                      I did Darlo away according to some pictures but I definitely don't actually remember it.

                        Re: Funniest chants

                        Posted by jimmyp on 4/4/2024, 10:55:27, in reply to "Re: Funniest chants "

                        It will have been closed to twenty years ago, TBF. I can't even remember who I knew on the bus, let alone who I didn't. Plus we'd probably have looked quite different. I had hair, for a start.

                        Cheers, Jim

                      Re: Funniest chants

                      Posted by MG on 4/4/2024, 10:44:17, in reply to "Re: Funniest chants "

                      Yes, no idea where it came from but it went on for a lot of the second half I think. Don't remember hearing it since.

                        Re: Funniest chants

                        Posted by Doctor Ince on 4/4/2024, 10:46:07, in reply to "Re: Funniest chants "

                        Used to get trotted out all the time on the bus but it never really caught on in the stands.

                        Shame as it's great

                          Re: Funniest chants

                          Posted by MG on 4/4/2024, 10:54:01, in reply to "Re: Funniest chants "

                          Sounds like we need to get the band back together .

                      Re: Funniest chants

                      Posted by Oldhatter on 4/4/2024, 10:27:08, in reply to "Re: Funniest chants "

                      One that tickled me was when Nathan Abbey was having his usual mare of a game and they were singing ‘ England, England’s number one’

                    Re: Funniest chants

                    Posted by Kent Hatter on 4/4/2024, 9:18:40, in reply to "Funniest chants "

                    The "Cameron McGeehan, he shits when he wants" chant at Dagenham & Redbridge was a good one.

                      Re: Funniest chants

                      Posted by since 63 on 4/4/2024, 11:00:05, in reply to "Re: Funniest chants "

                      the same game, when the Daggers sub with the very long hair came on, "Is he a man or a woman" and even funnier when the game ended the tunnel was behind our goal all his teammates were laughing as they ushered him down the tunnel first to a very loud rendition of "is he a man or a woman".

                        Re: Funniest chants

                        Posted by Kent Hatter on 4/4/2024, 11:44:23, in reply to "Re: Funniest chants "

                        I'd forgotten that one. Yes, very funny!

                        Re: Funniest chants

                        Posted by Thatcham on 4/4/2024, 9:24:05, in reply to "Re: Funniest chants "

                        Last night. “ two nil to the plastic seats “ with 10 minutes to go

                          Re: Funniest chants

                          Posted by Macatacanski on 4/4/2024, 9:52:49, in reply to "Re: Funniest chants "

                          Is this a firedrill hit the spot too

                            Re: Funniest chants

                            Posted by Earls on 4/4/2024, 9:43:43, in reply to "Re: Funniest chants "

                            Point of order: wasn’t it “2-0 to the empty seats”? That was a good one either way. Next to Old Trafford, they were the quietest home fans this season.

                              Re: Funniest chants

                              Posted by CLINT on 4/4/2024, 9:48:35, in reply to "Re: Funniest chants "

                              The chant from the Luton fans at Ebbsfleet of "off, off,off" when Carden was getting booked. Very funny.

                                Re: Funniest chants

                                Posted by Trigger on 4/4/2024, 9:52:21, in reply to "Re: Funniest chants "

                                From about 30 Hayes & Yeading fans at KR:
                                'We're Hayes, We're Yeading, we'll kick your fucking heads in'

                                  Re: Funniest chants

                                  Posted by Godders on 4/4/2024, 9:57:17, in reply to "Re: Funniest chants "

                                  They also chanted that at their Church Road ground when we were there.

                                    Re: Funniest chants

                                    Posted by Todd1433 on 4/4/2024, 10:08:03, in reply to "Re: Funniest chants "

                                    “Your Dad is a c*nt, your Dad is c*nt, Sideshow Bob, your Dad is a c*nt”.

                                    Aimed at a kid with massive hair who’s Dad spent much of the game hurling abuse at our end- at Fratton Park a few years back.

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