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    Darius Vassell

    Posted by Hassan on 20/2/2024, 18:55:41

    Many years ago we came close to signing Darius Vassell and this was considered a fanciful pipe dream at the time. However he and others were attracted to the proximity of our club to a world class airport which makes continental City hopping relatively easy. We should think similarly big now and look at how we can hoover up world class talent that maybe nobody else wants but we can get back playing well. Yes I am talking about the likes of Neymar and Benzema.

      Re: Darius Vassell

      Posted by Hassan on 20/2/2024, 21:01:27, in reply to "Darius Vassell"

      Lets get philosophicals. Back then Vassell was 23 and we were a poor team. Now he is 43 and we are a premier league team? Funny how the tables can turn with time isn't it? Maybe in another 20 years Erlin Haaland would not be good enough for us! Nothing lasts forever which is why we should be kind to our fellow humans.

        Re: Darius Vassell

        Posted by Garstang Hatter on 20/2/2024, 19:13:40, in reply to "Darius Vassell"

        We've already got Barkley and Townsend.

          Re: Darius Vassell

          Posted by Hassan on 20/2/2024, 19:17:20, in reply to "Re: Darius Vassell"

          Exactly and 15 years ago people would have laughed at anybody saying we should get those two

          Re: Darius Vassell

          Posted by The Dunstable Windsock on 20/2/2024, 18:57:11, in reply to "Darius Vassell"

          Meanwhile on planet earth... 🌍🌎

            Re: Darius Vassell

            Posted by Hassan on 20/2/2024, 18:58:45, in reply to "Re: Darius Vassell"

            I was mocked 20 years ago when I said similar but look at where we have come since. Ambition costs nothing.

              Re: Darius Vassell

              Posted by Hugh Jaynus on 20/2/2024, 19:08:29, in reply to "Re: Darius Vassell"

              Ambition costs nothing yet you go on to name two players on a combined 1 million a week as examples of who we should target.

                Re: Darius Vassell

                Posted by T.k. on 20/2/2024, 19:12:29, in reply to "Re: Darius Vassell"

                1 million a week 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

                  Re: Darius Vassell

                  Posted by Hassan on 20/2/2024, 19:16:29, in reply to "Re: Darius Vassell"

                  We didn't sign Darius Vassell either but when I was here 20 years ago, if anybody remembers, I said we should and it set about a catalyst which led to us looking upwards not downwards even though we were in the gutter and there was a lot to look up at!

                  Should we get loan or sponsorship for the airlines to fund Neymar and Benzema? I don't know and I'm not saying we should but these are the big thoughts we need to be ventilating.

                    Re: Darius Vassell

                    Posted by Swansea Hatter on 20/2/2024, 19:36:44, in reply to "Re: Darius Vassell"

                    Dearest Hassan,

                    On behalf of all Luton fans, I thank you with utmost sincerity for your fanciful comments two decades ago, which have single handedly propelled our beloved club to stratospheric new heights.

                    If only Cuba and his nonsensical ramblings had the same wondrous outcomes…….

                    Warmest of wishes

                    Swansea Hatter

                      Re: Darius Vassell

                      Posted by Hassan on 20/2/2024, 20:04:38, in reply to "Re: Darius Vassell"

                      Now you talking my language! Does anybody remember me from 20 years ago?

                        Re: Darius Vassell

                        Posted by Teacher on 20/2/2024, 21:36:53, in reply to "Re: Darius Vassell"

                        I do.

                          Re: Darius Vassell

                          Posted by Hassan on 20/2/2024, 21:59:54, in reply to "Re: Darius Vassell"

                          I hope life has been kind to you since then! Back then it was all about Matthew Spring who was the Marvellously Nakamba of his day!!!

                          Re: Darius Vassell

                          Posted by Swansea Hatter on 20/2/2024, 20:24:31, in reply to "Re: Darius Vassell"

                          My dearest darling Hassan,

                          Of course we remember you. On the first Thursday of every month we celebrate Hassan day on outlaws and there will be a whole section of the Hatters museum in Power Court dedicated to you.

                          And of course the nine foot high solid bronze statue* erected in your honour on one of the main thoroughfares between the Hassan stadium and Hassan arena.

                          Fear not Hassan. You will be forever remembered.

                          Yours always,

                          Swansea Hatter



                          * of a massive cock

                            Re: Darius Vassell

                            Posted by Hassan on 20/2/2024, 20:30:48, in reply to "Re: Darius Vassell"

                            I think you are taking the piss now

                              Swansea hat

                              Posted by Jimmy husband's wife on 20/2/2024, 20:40:30, in reply to "Re: Darius Vassell"

                              I should have messaged...
                              I'm in Swansea...but off in the morning..

                              I will be back soon, mate

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