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    No Turkey?!

    Posted by Alhatter on 24/12/2023, 7:38:44

    I should be having my Christmas dinner today instead of tomorrow because I will be working tomorrow. I work in a hotel

    But due to me also working last night until late, I didn’t get the Turkey out of the freezer in time to defrost.

    I doubt any turkeys are left anywhere. Is it weird to have lamb or pork instead??

      Re: No Turkey?!

      Posted by Grisly Risley on 24/12/2023, 13:01:01, in reply to "No Turkey?!"

      Can't the night porter give you one though I heard they prefer chickens

        Re: No Turkey?!

        Posted by Night Porter on 24/12/2023, 16:06:56, in reply to "Re: No Turkey?!"

        You’re just after a gobble, ask Brian.

        Re: No Turkey?!

        Posted by Alhatter on 24/12/2023, 12:56:50, in reply to "No Turkey?!"

        “Work in a hotel?!” 🤣

          Re: No Turkey?!

          Posted by Frozen on 24/12/2023, 9:48:10, in reply to "No Turkey?!"

          Turkey, you absolute peasant.

            Re: No Turkey?!

            Posted by Mark on 24/12/2023, 8:43:12, in reply to "No Turkey?!"

            You what? No turkey?! You f***ing idiot! You total f***ing idiot! That was YOUR job, you f***ing moron! You CRETIN! You're a FUCK-HEAD! That's what you are! A f***ing SHIT-HEAD!

              Re: No Turkey?!

              Posted by Jez on 24/12/2023, 10:03:13, in reply to "Re: No Turkey?!"

              It was a joke, Mark. I was joking. It was a Christmas joke.

              Re: No Turkey?!

              Posted by Bellend spotter on 24/12/2023, 8:32:50, in reply to "No Turkey?!"

              There were turkeys still left in morrisons and waitrose

                Re: No Turkey?!

                Posted by Terry Tofu on 24/12/2023, 7:48:03, in reply to "No Turkey?!"

                Try something else for once.
                Plenty of non murdered animal choices in the fridges & freezers of supermarkets.

                  Re: No Turkey?!

                  Posted by Well said mate on 24/12/2023, 15:37:01, in reply to "Re: No Turkey?!"

                  Hope they all choke on the poor animals

                    Re: No Turkey?!

                    Posted by Madpig on 24/12/2023, 12:13:13, in reply to "Re: No Turkey?!"

                    Did they commit suicide?

                      Re: No Turkey?!

                      Posted by clarky on 24/12/2023, 7:52:24, in reply to "Re: No Turkey?!"

                      knew a bloke who worked at Hayward Tyler who had crab sticks for his Christmas Dinner

                        Re: No Turkey?!

                        Posted by chazhatter on 24/12/2023, 19:28:12, in reply to "Re: No Turkey?!"

                        I worked at HT, was a storeman there.

                          Re: No Turkey?!

                          Posted by clarky on 24/12/2023, 9:51:32, in reply to "Re: No Turkey?!"

                          just crab sticks,his record in one sitting was over 100

                            Re: No Turkey?!

                            Posted by Lewsey Corner on 24/12/2023, 9:07:11, in reply to "Re: No Turkey?!"

                            My old man worked at H&T for many years, I wish he ate Crab sticks for Christmas dinner but instead, he expects a slice of beef and ham with his turkey every Christmas, costs a fortune to feed him he then leaves the table sits on the settee and falls asleep until its time for evening pickings, eats the cold turkey Beef and Ham, falls back to sleep until its time to leave.

                              Re: No Turkey?!

                              Posted by clarky on 24/12/2023, 9:54:50, in reply to "Re: No Turkey?!"

                              For lc tt and t sorry

                              Re: No Turkey?!

                              Posted by Terry Tofu on 24/12/2023, 7:54:28, in reply to "Re: No Turkey?!"

                              🤣🤣

                              What with?

                                Re: No Turkey?!

                                Posted by Thatcham on 24/12/2023, 8:21:03, in reply to "Re: No Turkey?!"

                                Turkey

                            Re: No Turkey?!

                            Posted by clarky on 24/12/2023, 7:44:58, in reply to "No Turkey?!"

                            Was sorry

                              Re: No Turkey?!

                              Posted by Oh dear on 24/12/2023, 7:44:19, in reply to "No Turkey?!"

                              Are you REALLY that in need of attention?

                                Re: No Turkey?!

                                Posted by clarky on 24/12/2023, 7:43:31, in reply to "No Turkey?!"

                                Runaround is on Talking Pictures right now

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