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    Next door neighbour

    Posted by J Block on 9/6/2023, 18:53:16

    Starts his motorbike every morning about 5 am sits there revving it up for about ten minutes before he rides off.

    He told me yesterday he's on holiday tomorrow for a week.

    Tuesday a mate is going to Wales in his van, we're going to put the bike in his van, he's going to drop it off in the middle of Wales

      Re: Next door neighbour

      Posted by Cursed hatter on 9/6/2023, 20:20:22, in reply to "Next door neighbour"

      Do it. He sounds a right twat. I would go berserk if my neighbour did that.

        Re: Next door neighbour

        Posted by jimmyp on 9/6/2023, 20:09:28, in reply to "Next door neighbour"

        I love the sound of a motorbike, or decent car, being driven in a spirited fashion but this is just enormously cuntish and entirely unnecessary.

        Start it up, ride it gently round the block until it warms up, then peg it.

        Same as the divs who run their cars for five minutes after pulling up to 'cool it down'. I understand all the science behind it but there's not much 'cooling' your car will do idling with no airflow that it wouldn't do if you stopped driving like a twat five minutes from home. Or, if you're a proper enthusiast, get an electric water pump that will keep coolant circulating for five minutes after you shut off. It's not hard to not be a cunt.

        Cheers, Jim

          Re: Next door neighbour

          Posted by Dave Old Bedford on 9/6/2023, 20:28:39, in reply to "Re: Next door neighbour"

          'Start it up, ride it gently round the block until it warms up, then peg it'

          It's like making love to a beautiful woman...

            Re: Next door neighbour

            Posted by jimmyp on 9/6/2023, 20:32:26, in reply to "Re: Next door neighbour"

            All my cars are girls.

            Cheers, Jim

              Re: Next door neighbour

              Posted by Dave Old Bedford on 9/6/2023, 20:36:27, in reply to "Re: Next door neighbour"

              Minis?

                Re: Next door neighbour

                Posted by jimmyp on 9/6/2023, 20:51:06, in reply to "Re: Next door neighbour"

                My 100E is basically a mini with a boot, albeit made by an actual car manufacturer rather than circus.

                Also, I used to go out with a girl called 'mini'.

                So, kind of.

                Cheers, Jim

        Re: Next door neighbour

        Posted by deeuu on 9/6/2023, 19:14:45, in reply to "Next door neighbour"

        You do appreciate that is theft

          Re: Next door neighbour

          Posted by jimmyp on 9/6/2023, 19:52:56, in reply to "Re: Next door neighbour"

          Definition of theft includes the intent to permanently deprive, this is just taking without owners consent.

          Cheers, Jim

            Re: Next door neighbour

            Posted by Lutonlad on 9/6/2023, 20:04:56, in reply to "Re: Next door neighbour"

            It's theft.

              Re: Next door neighbour

              Posted by jimmyp on 9/6/2023, 20:11:06, in reply to "Re: Next door neighbour"

              I don't think you'll find that it's a matter of opinion. It doesn't satisfy the definition of theft so, no, it isn't.

              Cheers, Jim

              Re: Next door neighbour

              Posted by Pete on 9/6/2023, 20:00:51, in reply to "Re: Next door neighbour"

              There's no way he'll get caught anyway. This is clearly a top secret mission...

            Re: Next door neighbour

            Posted by Dave Old Bedford on 9/6/2023, 18:58:13, in reply to "Next door neighbour"

            That could start a revvolution

              Re: Next door neighbour

              Posted by J Block on 9/6/2023, 18:59:58, in reply to "Re: Next door neighbour"

              it could,but i'm hoping the wheels don't fall off...

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