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    I bet I'm the only poster here to have

    Posted by James on 24/9/2022, 20:35:03

    Seen- As you like it - At the Swan Theatre in Stratford on Avon

      Re: I bet I'm the only poster here to have

      Posted by Jumbo on 24/9/2022, 23:12:55, in reply to "I bet I'm the only poster here to have"

      Sat next to Mick Harford on an EasyJet flight from Luton to Malaga.

        Re: I bet I'm the only poster here to have

        Posted by Hawkesworth on 24/9/2022, 22:46:24, in reply to "I bet I'm the only poster here to have"

        Met Chris Eubank in a strip club.

          Re: I bet I'm the only poster here to have

          Posted by jimmyp on 24/9/2022, 22:11:20, in reply to "I bet I'm the only poster here to have"

          Served David Essex a pizza.

          Cheers, Jim

            Re: I bet I'm the only poster here to have

            Posted by clarky on 24/9/2022, 22:16:30, in reply to "Re: I bet I'm the only poster here to have"

            You served a David in Essex a pizza you mean

            Re: I bet I'm the only poster here to have

            Posted by jimmyp on 24/9/2022, 22:19:59, in reply to "Re: I bet I'm the only poster here to have"

            He was a bit odd and scary, tbh.

            Sir Patrick Moore once bought me two large G&Ts. I was behind the bar and he was doing an interview. I did the usual "thanks, I'll take a half" which was the landlady's rule and he insisted "you'll have what we're having". That kicked off a session that resulted in me breaking my thumb.

            Cheers, Jim

              Re: I bet I'm the only poster here to have

              Posted by JJ on 25/9/2022, 10:14:55, in reply to "Re: I bet I'm the only poster here to have"

              How did you break your thumb?

                Re: I bet I'm the only poster here to have

                Posted by jimmyp on 25/9/2022, 16:41:07, in reply to "Re: I bet I'm the only poster here to have"

                Fell off a bar stool.

                Cheers, Jim

                  Re: I bet I'm the only poster here to have

                  Posted by Well on 25/9/2022, 18:32:33, in reply to "Re: I bet I'm the only poster here to have"

                  It couldn’t have been by falling over.

                    Re: I bet I'm the only poster here to have

                    Posted by jimmyp on 25/9/2022, 20:51:40, in reply to "Re: I bet I'm the only poster here to have"

                    It literally was. I was sitting on a bar stool, drinking brandy, and then I shifted position, being all excited about something. But my feet were hooked behind the rung and I couldn't get them out in time and my stupid thumb was the first thing to hit the floor.

                    The good thing was that I'd rinsed the fruit machine in the pub I was working in and the one in the pub I ended up in so despite the broken thumb, I woke up enough in pocket to finance a decent night the following night.

                    Cheers, Jim

            Re: I bet I'm the only poster here to have

            Posted by Loot on 24/9/2022, 21:20:42, in reply to "I bet I'm the only poster here to have"

            Been sick on Jimmy Tarbuck's car.

            Re: I bet I'm the only poster here to have

            Posted by Suffolk Punch on 24/9/2022, 20:40:11, in reply to "I bet I'm the only poster here to have"

            Ridden - in a 1945 Lancaster bomber.

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