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    I want...

    Posted by Labour Voter on 23/9/2022, 12:22:21

    Everything for free.
    Open door immigration.
    Free Housing.
    Increased benefits.
    More NHS staff and more hospitals.
    Higher wages for state employees.
    More time off.
    Covid payments.
    Free energy.
    Less police powers.
    Denial of the female rights.
    Sharia Law.
    BUT
    I don't want to debate this (that would mean you are a person I can insult/threaten)
    AND most importantly I demand the top 1% richest people in the country pick up the tab (but I must never appreciate their hard work or success)
    Not difficult is it?

      Re: I want...

      Posted by Andy Cappucino on 23/9/2022, 13:39:07, in reply to "I want..."

      And unlimited foreign aid including those countries who have an active space programme.

        Re: I want...

        Posted by Cheated on 23/9/2022, 13:30:58, in reply to "I want..."

        You missed free wifi, Corbyn would have given you that

          Re: I want...

          Posted by HH on 23/9/2022, 13:59:21, in reply to "Re: I want..."

          Yep, it's much better we just spend all our money on allowing rich bankers to keep their bonuses and energy companies to keep their excess profits then actually having anything tangible to show for it.

          Good job we've so many patriots like you around.

          Re: I want...

          Posted by E1 on 23/9/2022, 12:53:02, in reply to "I want..."

          A brain.

            Re: I want...

            Posted by Bruno on 23/9/2022, 12:52:53, in reply to "I want..."

            I see we’re quickly back to the constant posts about politics that are just really interesting.

              Re: I want...

              Posted by bbb on 23/9/2022, 14:19:25, in reply to "Re: I want..."

              Innit.

              Seeing as it's Friday, might treat myself to an injun. Washed down by several cans of the finest Red Stripe that money can buy.

                Re: I want...

                Posted by Bruno on 23/9/2022, 14:36:11, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                You live well chum.
                A few cold #CANS of tatty lager have my name on them tonight too.
                Excited in SG6

              Re: I want...

              Posted by Bogo on 23/9/2022, 12:41:55, in reply to "I want..."

              You want attention. That's what you are seeking. First off all get yourself a brain.

                Re: I want...

                Posted by Nearly a Genius on 23/9/2022, 12:30:00, in reply to "I want..."

                A very poor parody.

                Get your head back up this appalling government's backside.

                  Re: I want...

                  Posted by The Twitcher on 23/9/2022, 13:09:47, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                  I work bloody hard, so why should I have to be taxed to within an inch of my life to pay for the great unwashed and the ever increasing numbers of boat people.

                  Bravo the budget.

                    Re: I want...

                    Posted by Liar Spotter on 23/9/2022, 13:42:19, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                    You don't work hard, you're on here all day and night

                      Re: I want...

                      Posted by Ches Fordroad on 23/9/2022, 13:46:05, in reply to "Re: I want..."



                      As a rule of thumb, I generally find the more people loudly boast about doing something, the less likely they are to actually do it

                      Re: I want...

                      Posted by Nearly a Genius on 23/9/2022, 13:16:42, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                      You’re not taxed within an inch of your life. No-one pays more than 45% income tax.
                      And who are “the great unwashed” ?


                        Re: I want...

                        Posted by A ha on 23/9/2022, 13:37:27, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                        Someone's not a mathematician 😁

                          Re: I want...

                          Posted by Nearly a Genius on 23/9/2022, 13:38:37, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                          Someone’s got no knowledge of taxation.

                          Re: I want...

                          Posted by The Twitcher on 23/9/2022, 13:27:12, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                          Income tax is just one of the numerous taxes that I pay luv.

                          Tax on Fuel, VAT, Council Tax, Green Tax on Home Electricity, Air Passenger Duty when I fly, tax on my savings, tax on my beer shall I go on?

                            Re: I want...

                            Posted by HH on 23/9/2022, 13:42:00, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                            Who should pay for your education, the police, the health service, the roads you drive on etc?

                              Re: I want...

                              Posted by jimmyp on 23/9/2022, 14:43:39, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                              If I've paid for his education, I want a refund.

                              Cheers, Jim

                              Re: I want...

                              Posted by Nearly a Genius on 23/9/2022, 13:34:53, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                              We all pay those, sonny, even people who are earning the Minimum Wage.
                              Thick Lizzy is scrapping the Green Tax (so much for worrying about the climate). And flying is not a necessity.

                                Re: I want...

                                Posted by The Twitcher on 23/9/2022, 13:41:07, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                                I didn’t say others did pay those taxes did I?

                                So you think pensioners should be paying ‘green tax’ on their electric and gas bill to keep the scaremongering, climate crisis brigade happy?



                                  Re: I want...

                                  Posted by E1 on 23/9/2022, 15:29:25, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                                  Your right - there is no climate crisis. David Attenborough is in on it too.

                                    Re: I want...

                                    Posted by Nearly a Genius on 23/9/2022, 14:06:57, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                                    I am paying it, thanks. And man-made climate change is happening, whether you prefer to ignore it or not.
                                    And I'd rather pay that than for some rich w###er to make obscene amounts of money from my energy payments which they won't ever be able to spend.

                                      Re: I want...

                                      Posted by Mahatma Gander on 23/9/2022, 13:52:45, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                                      Lol, parody doesn't quite cover it in your case!

                                        Re: I want...

                                        Posted by jimmyp on 23/9/2022, 13:54:37, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                                        You'd hope it was a parody.

                                        I don't expect that it is. How depressing.

                                        Cheers, Jim

                                          Re: I want...

                                          Posted by The Twitcher on 23/9/2022, 14:06:18, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                                          And here I am, happy with my life no matter how many lefty flids I encounter.

                                          Keep being sad and angry guys. Don’t worry, you can always make yourselves feel better by blaming the government.

                                            Re: I want...

                                            Posted by Happy? on 23/9/2022, 16:57:41, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                                            post of the century,

                                              Re: I want...

                                              Posted by jimmyp on 23/9/2022, 14:45:16, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                                              "guys", FFS.

                                              Cheers, Jim

                                                Re: I want...

                                                Posted by To state the obvious on 23/9/2022, 14:38:50, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                                                You're the one who always seems angry, and bitter. Doesn't look like you're enjoying your life at all with all that hate and abuse you come out with. You seem a bit 'needy' to be honest and take it out on here 7 days a week

                                                  Re: I want...

                                                  Posted by HH on 23/9/2022, 14:20:45, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                                                  I hope you are happy.

                                                  But the fact you seem to call everyone who disagrees with you a 'spastic' and seem angry at straw men like 'boat people' and the 'unwashed' makes you, IMO, come across as the most unhappy and angry poster on this board.

                                                    Re: I want...

                                                    Posted by Music Critic on 23/9/2022, 14:57:33, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                                                    Yep the right have won all these elections in the UK over the last few years yet those people who voted for all that still seem deeply unhappy, angry, bitter people

                                                    It's almost as though all those flakey, vague promises, made by those people that they voted for, haven't come true nor have they made their lives any better. Perhaps they're lashing out because, deep down, they know they've been had

                                                      Re: I want...

                                                      Posted by jimmyp on 23/9/2022, 15:01:48, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                                                      Unfortunately, it seems like a great many of them aren't aware that they have. Apparently, they're still right - they must be, they won, right? - and 'people pointing out how shit it has got and how much worse it will get' is commonly misspelled as 'LEFTIES whining'.

                                                      Some of them will never get it. If they could, they wouldn't have been stupid enough to get us where we are.

                                                      Cheers, Jim

                                                      Re: I want...

                                                      Posted by crumpsall on 23/9/2022, 14:51:10, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                                                      +1

                                                      For all his bleatings and boasts about happiness, he comes across as an utterly wretched and angry soul. I wouldn't wish that on anyone, but some people create their own misery.

                                                      Re: I want...

                                                      Posted by Nearly a Genius on 23/9/2022, 14:08:23, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                                                      You mean you wouldn't blame the government if it were a Labour one borrowing to spend?

                                      Re: I want...

                                      Posted by Thickie. on 23/9/2022, 12:25:14, in reply to "I want..."

                                      A great example.

                                      Bravo.

                                        Re: I want...

                                        Posted by Ches Fordroad on 23/9/2022, 12:24:24, in reply to "I want..."

                                        Why not post it under your usual posting name?

                                          Re: I want...

                                          Posted by Mahatma Gander on 23/9/2022, 12:37:34, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                                          The fact they didn't is probably the least stupid thing about it.

                                            do what we want....

                                            Posted by irony on 23/9/2022, 12:26:50, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                                            we do what we want...were Luton Town we do what we want

                                            Re: I want...

                                            Posted by The Twitcher on 23/9/2022, 12:23:37, in reply to "I want..."

                                            And here comes the lefty backlash in 3… 2…

                                              Re: I want...

                                              Posted by Ches Fordroad on 23/9/2022, 12:28:33, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                                              Bloody LEFTY'S

                                              Gavin Barwell
                                              @GavinBarwell
                                              When you listen to the Chancellor today, try to imagine how the Conservative Party would react if - with debt and interest payments at their current level - a Labour government announced a package of tax cuts targeted at *its* core vote paid for by a big increase in borrowing...
                                              7:24 AM · Sep 23, 2022

                                                Re: I want...

                                                Posted by Tory MUCS on 23/9/2022, 12:25:58, in reply to "Re: I want..."

                                                poor quality bait from supporters of the nasty party.

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