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    Today

    Posted by Teacher on 2/8/2022, 21:36:07

    How was your day?

    Stepped out of the shower and saw blood on the floor.

    Looked all over for the source of blood and discovered and actual hole in my right bollock. No pain at all, just lots of blood. Dripping all over the flat.

    Bloody bollocks.

    Sorted now, and I'm still alive, unfortunately for some.

    Please be careful out there.


      Re: Today

      Posted by Dishwashersafe on 3/8/2022, 14:17:07, in reply to "Today"

      The nad bag is delicate , lots of blood vessels close to the surface, careful when you have an itch to scratch. Did that in white shorts...looked like I was on my period.

        Re: Today

        Posted by Bootin on 3/8/2022, 12:46:25, in reply to "Today"

        Keep it up Teacher and stay well.

          Re: Today

          Posted by RGDave on 3/8/2022, 1:26:37, in reply to "Today"

          Take care and be a little bit careful. Youíll be fine.

            Re: Today

            Posted by N on 3/8/2022, 0:24:44, in reply to "Today"

            Go and see your GP.
            🧡

              Re: Today

              Posted by Yes sir on 2/8/2022, 23:16:05, in reply to "Today"

              Was the hole caused by a small prick?

                Re: Today

                Posted by Ihat on 2/8/2022, 23:07:02, in reply to "Today"

                I get that occasionally, well, not the hole bit anyway.
                Sometimes if you not aired you nuts then you warm up too much and the blood flows through making it look like blood blisters,sort of, obviously trying to cool down. If you shower too harshly then you can, unfortunately l do sometimes tear/split/burst one of them. Some bleed for quite a while, and it's worrying the first time, coming out of a shower thinking you've just started a period freaked me out. Of course the decor was white and that made things worse, towels mats, find it funny now.
                I have way more important issues to make an appointment but will ask me Dr next time he rings, just out of curiousity as someone else has had something similar.
                If you are prone to scratching you nut sac be carefull when you're out, it can be extremely embarrassing, fortunately l can laugh at myself.

                Saturday can't come quick enough.

                  Re: Today

                  Posted by The Twitcher on 2/8/2022, 22:55:11, in reply to "Today"

                  Brexitís fault.

                    Re: Today

                    Posted by RGDave on 3/8/2022, 1:24:55, in reply to "Re: Today"

                    JesusÖ..

                      Re: Today

                      Posted by Twatcher on 2/8/2022, 23:10:03, in reply to "Re: Today"

                      Classy and as full of poison as ever.

                      Re: Today

                      Posted by Ouch on 2/8/2022, 22:23:11, in reply to "Today"

                      What happened? Rest up and take care x

                        Re: Today

                        Posted by Nearly a Genius on 2/8/2022, 22:02:03, in reply to "Today"

                        Blimey, N.
                        Hope it's nothing serious.

                          Re: Today

                          Posted by The Questioner on 2/8/2022, 21:55:20, in reply to "Today"

                          Thatís horrific. So sorry please go to your gp

                            Re: Today

                            Posted by Teacher on 2/8/2022, 22:11:00, in reply to "Re: Today"

                            Will do x

                              Re: Today

                              Posted by The Questioner on 2/8/2022, 22:21:12, in reply to "Re: Today"

                              Top man , stay well.

                            Re: Today

                            Posted by On behalf of the majority on 2/8/2022, 21:54:54, in reply to "Today"

                            Thanks for sharing that.
                            I hope the attention your post has brought you makes you feel as if you're important.

                              Re: Today

                              Posted by Teacher on 3/8/2022, 1:35:46, in reply to "Re: Today"

                              Christ

                                Re: Today

                                Posted by Christ on 3/8/2022, 6:18:34, in reply to "Re: Today"

                                No point asking for me.

                                I think you're begging for attention aswell.

                                  Re: Today

                                  Posted by The Twitcher on 3/8/2022, 7:06:53, in reply to "Re: Today"

                              Re: Today

                              Posted by Tippex on 2/8/2022, 21:38:34, in reply to "Today"

                              Thanks for that 🤢

                                Re: Today

                                Posted by Teacher on 2/8/2022, 21:47:09, in reply to "Re: Today"

                                Posted so that you all feel better about yourselves x

                                  Re: Today

                                  Posted by jimmyp on 2/8/2022, 22:08:28, in reply to "Re: Today"

                                  It worked.

                                  My legs hurt a bit and I've got a few mozzy bites but my bollocks are thankfully intact.

                                  Cheers, Jim

                                    Re: Today

                                    Posted by You on 3/8/2022, 8:48:30, in reply to "Re: Today"

                                    Don't have any.

                                      Re: Today

                                      Posted by jimmyp on 3/8/2022, 9:02:14, in reply to "Re: Today"

                                      Yeah, good one, you spotty virgin. 🙄

                                      Cheers, Jim

                                  Re: Today

                                  Posted by Al on 2/8/2022, 21:43:37, in reply to "Re: Today"

                                  You really are a pain in the ar.de 😝 🤩🤩🤩🤩

                                  Re: Today

                                  Posted by Teacher on 2/8/2022, 21:36:43, in reply to "Today"

                                  An.

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