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    Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners

    Posted by Billy Brexit on 2/8/2022, 21:30:49



    Brexiters, going to the Tenerife and ‘avin it large. Sometimes a bit of bovver at the airport, but time for an extra couple of pints at the airport ‘Spoons. Four more pints over ‘ere garcon, lovely.

    Remoaners, stuck in a two-day traffic somewhere in Kent, trying to get to their French holiday home or some sh!te campsite. Absolutely seething, livid, apoplectic with rage, 24hr rants about ‘the gammons’.

    Then tell disinterested Pierre on the passport desk that you didn’t vote for Brexit, and pretend to yourself that he really gives a flying fook and hasn’t heard the same bollox for the 100th time that day.

    Remoaners, secretly wishing that the whole country had united behind the democratic vote and not shown signs of division and weakness that are now being exploited. But knowing you can never, ever, ever back down.

    Or that the stubbornness of remoaners and, best efforts of the civil service to scupper Brexit, has been the ultimate own goal/shooting yourself in the foot moment.

    Anyways, here’s my advice for next year.

    Don’t go to France. Have it large Tenereefee, they love us here.

      Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners

      Posted by Nick PBH on 3/8/2022, 8:12:52, in reply to "Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners "

      Garcon means boy
      and its French.

      Tenerife is a Spanish territory
      You were probably drinking Belgian beer at the airport before flying over on a European made and French owned Airbus

        Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners

        Posted by The Counterargument on 3/8/2022, 0:50:18, in reply to "Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners "

        Big issue with going on holiday to the same destination as you is that you're there.

          Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners

          Posted by Oxford Dictionary on 3/8/2022, 0:30:37, in reply to "Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners "

          In the context you use it you mean uninterested and not disinterested. Still, I wouldn't expect a thicko brexiteer to know, or understand, the difference.

            Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners

            Posted by Maccacracker on 2/8/2022, 23:59:34, in reply to "Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners "

            I got back from Spain on Saturday, flew from Birmingham, no problems. Absolutely no bother at Reus airport either. Was expecting a shi@ show from what I've heard but nothing.
            Only problem was the damn rail strike on my return and I had to book a coach instead, not sure if Brexit caused this??

              Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners

              Posted by Hmm on 2/8/2022, 21:33:49, in reply to "Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners "

              That's half an hour of your life you'll never get back

                Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners

                Posted by jimmyp on 2/8/2022, 21:39:48, in reply to "Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners "

                Strong chance that it was the most productive of his entire, pathetic, pointless, 'life'.

                Cheers, Jim

                  Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners

                  Posted by Billy Brexit on 2/8/2022, 21:47:29, in reply to "Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners "



                  I probably first saw that 'comeback' in about 1998 when I was at college and internet chat boards were fairly new. Still, the old ones are the best, I guess.

                    Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners

                    Posted by jimmyp on 2/8/2022, 21:57:22, in reply to "Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners "

                    JFC, what the fuck was that?

                    Please tell me you're at least embarrassed. That was about as bad as the first effort.

                    Cheers, Jim

                      Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners

                      Posted by Billy Brexit on 2/8/2022, 22:16:21, in reply to "Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners "


                      'Please tell me you're at least embarrassed'

                      I'd say that one is circa 1997, well done jimmyp for pulling that one out of the hat.

                      Please tell me you're at least embarrassed?

                        Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners

                        Posted by EastEnder on 2/8/2022, 22:00:18, in reply to "Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners "

                        As if he was at school past the age of 16.


                          Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners

                          Posted by jimmyp on 2/8/2022, 22:04:59, in reply to "Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners "

                          At least the second one made sense. It was merely fucking excruciating as an example of misplaced smug superiority.

                          Cheers, Jim

                            Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners

                            Posted by Billy Brexit on 2/8/2022, 22:18:58, in reply to "Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners "


                            'misplaced smug superiority'

                            Which would be Remoaners I believe, stuck in a traffic jam on the way to Dover.

                              Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners

                              Posted by jimmyp on 3/8/2022, 7:18:48, in reply to "Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners "

                              The absolutely tragic thing is that you think you're being clever but because you're so stupid you don't realise you're really, really, really not.

                              Cheers, Jim

                  Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners

                  Posted by Billy Brexit on 2/8/2022, 21:38:44, in reply to "Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners "


                  That's a pretty genius comeback, are you doing Edinburgh fringe this year? But tell me one thing, how does typing 150 odd words take 30 minutes?

                  Are you gonna do head wand jokes next?

                    Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners

                    Posted by Nearly a Genius on 3/8/2022, 10:02:03, in reply to "Re: Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners "

                    The flaw in your specious argument is that Tenerife is a small island, with few flights and limited capacity for temporary accommodation.

                    Calais is a port from which a traveller can travel across a whole continent of thousands of square miles.

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