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    What an absolute pillock

    Posted by Archdeacon on 12/10/2021, 16:46:41

    In scenes featuring a set-up, script and camera work straight out of The Thick Of It, Keir Starmer was filmed this afternoon driving an HGV lorry, only to crash it and be told he’d have failed his test if trying for real. In scenes reminiscent of Labour’s Brighton conference, Starmer is seen careering all over the place with no vision, while being repeatedly told to “move to your left”. After crashing the lorry he was informed “you’d have failed your test”, to which he continuously responded with “very good”. Bad news for Sir Keir – HGV driving is the only industry with more job security than Labour leader these days…

      Re: What an absolute pillock

      Posted by E1 on 12/10/2021, 19:09:12, in reply to "What an absolute pillock"

      Oh well, at least the bloke didn’t repeatedly cheat on his cancer ridden wife, repeatedly make racist comments, get sacked by national newspapers, sent 1000’s to their deaths last year and sent 300,000 kids into poverty last week.

      Still, you’re better off under the Tories.

      *almost forgot: getting a journalist beaten up.
      **energy crisis.


        Re: What an absolute pillock

        Posted by Andy Cappucino on 12/10/2021, 20:16:03, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

        More whataboutery

          Re: What an absolute pillock

          Posted by E1 on 12/10/2021, 21:01:13, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

          The truth.

            Re: What an absolute pillock

            Posted by Noddy on 12/10/2021, 20:40:37, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

            If being able to drive a HGV was a requirement to be prime minister just maybe you'd have a point.

              Re: What an absolute pillock

              Posted by J Crew Spotter on 12/10/2021, 20:29:56, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

              Priceless!

              Your entire existence on here is whataboutery.

              And you lack the intelligence to realise it.

            Re: What an absolute pillock

            Posted by Andy Cappucino on 12/10/2021, 18:29:31, in reply to "What an absolute pillock"

            More to the point why he is distracting them from training the new drivers that we desperately need. Shows what sort of PM he would be, not that it will ever be an issue.

              Re: What an absolute pillock

              Posted by EastEnder on 12/10/2021, 19:08:00, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

              Yes that 2 minutes must have created a huge backlog.

              Perhaps the instructor will work 2 minutes overtime tonight to make up for it.



                Re: What an absolute pillock

                Posted by Andy Cappucino on 12/10/2021, 20:19:17, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

                If you believe that you're more deluded than I thought.

                  Re: What an absolute pillock

                  Posted by Sendero Luminoso on 12/10/2021, 20:47:23, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

                  He is.

                    Re: What an absolute pillock

                    Posted by EastEnder on 12/10/2021, 20:30:31, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

                    You're the one more outraged about a man crashing lorry than reversing than one cheating on his wife whilst she's seriously ill with cancer.


                  Re: What an absolute pillock

                  Posted by Nearly a Genius on 12/10/2021, 18:34:11, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

                  Have you not seen Johnson dressing up as a scientist or a doctor, getting in the way of the professionals as they try to do their jobs?

                    Re: What an absolute pillock

                    Posted by Andy Cappucino on 12/10/2021, 18:56:56, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

                    And before you know it along comes a leftie with a bit of whataboutery.

                      Re: What an absolute pillock

                      Posted by J Crew Spotter on 12/10/2021, 19:58:22, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

                      And that's how I like my irony.

                      Large haddock and chips please.

                        Re: What an absolute pillock

                        Posted by Mahatma Gander on 12/10/2021, 19:11:47, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

                        A leftie with a bit of thisiswhyouareabitofatwatery you mean.

                    Re: What an absolute pillock

                    Posted by Flitwick Hat on 12/10/2021, 17:27:19, in reply to "What an absolute pillock"

                    what a bell end

                      Re: What an absolute pillock

                      Posted by Tory scum on 12/10/2021, 19:16:16, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

                      Yes you are a bell end

                      Re: What an absolute pillock

                      Posted by Help on 12/10/2021, 17:21:33, in reply to "What an absolute pillock"


                      "Keep left"
                      Politicians eh

                        Re: What an absolute pillock

                        Posted by joey diconio on 12/10/2021, 17:10:36, in reply to "What an absolute pillock"

                        Jesus wept

                          Re: What an absolute pillock

                          Posted by crumpsall on 12/10/2021, 17:06:14, in reply to "What an absolute pillock"

                          Copy and paste from Guido Fawkes?

                          Wow, you are desperate!

                            Re: What an absolute pillock

                            Posted by Oh ffs on 12/10/2021, 16:59:17, in reply to "What an absolute pillock"

                            Yeah, but Corbyn would have written it off completely 😆.

                              Re: What an absolute pillock

                              Posted by EastEnder on 12/10/2021, 16:56:14, in reply to "What an absolute pillock"

                              Sure that other guy who got stuck on a zipwire would pass easily.

                                Re: What an absolute pillock

                                Posted by Nearly a Genius on 12/10/2021, 17:30:48, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

                                The one that was filmed sloshing a mop about while pretending to help clean up after a flood?

                                  Re: What an absolute pillock

                                  Posted by Mahatma Gander on 12/10/2021, 17:58:10, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

                                  Or the one that hid in a fridge rather than answer questions while out campaigning?

                                  Re: What an absolute pillock

                                  Posted by Ches Fordroad on 12/10/2021, 16:58:13, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

                                  HE WAS DOING HIS BEST

                                    Re: What an absolute pillock

                                    Posted by m on 12/10/2021, 17:00:18, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

                                    I've seen a few YouTube videos from lorry drivers trying to explain why there's a shortage. Listen to them it's not hard to work out why really. Sounds horrific

                                      Re: What an absolute pillock

                                      Posted by Mahatma Gander on 12/10/2021, 17:05:59, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

                                      Yes, it's certainly opened my eyes a bit when you compare how we treat them with how they are treated in most other places. Had always assumed it was roughly the same everywhere.

                                        Re: What an absolute pillock

                                        Posted by Sendero Luminoso on 12/10/2021, 17:52:16, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

                                        Companies and agencies determine their conditions before you or anybody else jump on the anti Tory bandwagon.

                                          Re: What an absolute pillock

                                          Posted by m on 12/10/2021, 17:59:25, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

                                          Drivers fined if their load is over the limit even when they haven't loaded it themselves , lack of facilities , sleeping in cabs,people planning routes who dont seem to know one end of the country from another. The pay isn't as brilliant as youve been led to believe either.

                                            Re: What an absolute pillock

                                            Posted by The Orange Salopian on 12/10/2021, 19:13:51, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

                                            Fcuk me, when did Boris start planning the routes.

                                              Re: What an absolute pillock

                                              Posted by Sendero Luminoso on 12/10/2021, 18:23:47, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

                                              Down to agencies and owners to comply with the law.

                                              Re: What an absolute pillock

                                              Posted by Mahatma Gander on 12/10/2021, 17:56:28, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

                                              Eh? If you'd followed the story you would know that a significant part of it is that other countries provide much better facilities on their road networks for the drivers for a start.

                                                Re: What an absolute pillock

                                                Posted by Alexa on 13/10/2021, 18:56:18, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

                                                So why is there a shortage of drivers in Poland, Germany and China?

                                                  Re: What an absolute pillock

                                                  Posted by HatterInNottingham on 12/10/2021, 18:46:43, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

                                                  It's all simply explained - the Conservative leaders aren't interested in helping working people.

                                                    Re: What an absolute pillock

                                                    Posted by Mahatma Gander on 12/10/2021, 19:09:50, in reply to "Re: What an absolute pillock"

                                                    Indeed.

                                                    In fact, I think we can be more comprehensive by stating that the Conservatives aren't interested in giving help to anyone who actually needs it.

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