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    Newbie alert

    Posted by Andrew Mermill on 13/1/2021, 12:43:55

    Hi all
    Been a watcher rather than a poster on here for a while now so with every respect I have a fair idea what response this post will get but here goes anyway.

    Have been stewarding at the Kenny for a few years now and was one of the hardy few on duty last night (mainly just outside the ground ushering away..... nobody other than a stray dog and a bloke looking for Lidl's)

    Other than the obvious benefit of paid work and spending time at the home of football you occasionally get to natter to club officials who look like they might know someone who look like they know something, and last night was such. So heres the very unofficial gossip

    sluga - wants to leave as is home sick, hasnt settled in england, club happy for him to go if a suitable deal can be found but so far (obviously) that hasnt happened and theres nothing imminent, sluga is very professional and is still training hard etc etc, a deal for Walton is, as Boris would say, oven ready but only if sluga goes,

    rnd wanted to leave as soon as he heard about stoke offer, rest of squad less than impressed with him and his attitude, bit of a billy big bollocks

    kdh is happy to stay and club have had no word from leicester either way

    galloway is not part of long term plans and club are trying to get him loaned out with view to permanent deal

    cornick has asked to leave but once again a suitable deal has yet to be found

    elliot lee had a massive melt down at jones but they have sorted things out

    we are very close to getting a prem youngster in on loan, a striker who has yet to play a league game anywhere but is very highly rated

    we are about to make a loan signing from brighton but no other details on that

      Re: Newbie alert

      Posted by Bruno on 13/1/2021, 14:45:10, in reply to "Newbie alert"

      Whatís on the cards for dinner best new poster mate and chum?

        Re: Newbie alert

        Posted by Andrew Mermill on 13/1/2021, 15:02:24, in reply to "Re: Newbie alert"

        Apologies 'Bruno' if this is some sort of ongoing 'in' joke but its a definite whoosh moment for me.


        Just for future reference are you more
        a) stein esque Bruno
        b) Frank esque Bruno
        c) Sacha Baron Cohen esque Bruno

          Re: Newbie alert

          Posted by Bruno on 13/1/2021, 16:09:05, in reply to "Re: Newbie alert"

          None of the above, Andrew.

            Re: Newbie alert

            Posted by Maillot Jaune on 13/1/2021, 19:09:02, in reply to "Re: Newbie alert"

            Brookes ?

            Re: Newbie alert

            Posted by AndyT on 13/1/2021, 15:22:36, in reply to "Re: Newbie alert"

            Elliot Lee had a meltdown? why? he's lucky to be at a Championship club. Look at his pony brother...

              Re: Newbie alert

              Posted by bbb on 13/1/2021, 15:05:22, in reply to "Re: Newbie alert"

              ANSWER THE QUESTION.

              And if it doesn't involve gravy, I hope your next shit is a hedgehog.

                Re: Newbie alert

                Posted by E1 on 13/1/2021, 15:45:54, in reply to "Re: Newbie alert"

                  Re: Newbie alert

                  Posted by Andrew Mermill on 13/1/2021, 15:34:20, in reply to "Re: Newbie alert"

                  Considering my next meal is casserole de herisson I'd say your rather interesting hope (or possibly fantasy) is highly likely to play out!

                    Re: Newbie alert

                    Posted by Nearly a Genius on 13/1/2021, 16:16:56, in reply to "Re: Newbie alert"

                    Did you run it over yourself, or was it lying squashed in the road?

                      Re: Newbie alert

                      Posted by bbb on 13/1/2021, 15:42:38, in reply to "Re: Newbie alert"

                      Youre my new favourite poster.

                        Re: Newbie alert

                        Posted by Andrew Mermill on 13/1/2021, 16:06:52, in reply to "Re: Newbie alert"

                        This may sound slightly precious but unless you are prepared to hold Bruno to account for not answering my simple questions to him, in the same or similar style that you held myself accountable the the dinner enquiry, then you can stick your virtual friendship where the sun most definitely doesnít shine. Love you long time etc etc

                          Re: Newbie alert

                          Posted by City Gent on 13/1/2021, 17:15:47, in reply to "Re: Newbie alert"

                          https://members.boardhost.com/lutonoutlaws/msg/1610043360.html

                            Re: Newbie alert

                            Posted by bbb on 13/1/2021, 17:23:52, in reply to "Re: Newbie alert"

                            Re: Newbie alert

                            Posted by bbb on 13/1/2021, 16:35:04, in reply to "Re: Newbie alert"

                            Bruno is a well known connoisseur of the holy brown stuff tubby.

                            You're no longer my new favourite poster.

                              Re: Newbie alert

                              Posted by Bruno on 13/1/2021, 16:10:34, in reply to "Re: Newbie alert"

                              Well thatís youíre first flounce out of the way then, Andrew.

                                Re: Newbie alert

                                Posted by Andrew Mermill on 13/1/2021, 16:14:35, in reply to "Re: Newbie alert"

                                Actually Iím delighted that Iím not the only person to have been whooshed in this thread , let the good times roll

                              Re: Newbie alert

                              Posted by Peter Griffin on 13/1/2021, 15:46:15, in reply to "Re: Newbie alert"

                              Fickle...

                                Re: Newbie alert

                                Posted by bbb on 13/1/2021, 16:00:12, in reply to "Re: Newbie alert"

                            Re: Newbie alert

                            Posted by Bruno on 13/1/2021, 15:12:06, in reply to "Re: Newbie alert"

                            +1

                        Re: Newbie alert

                        Posted by SE1 Hatter on 13/1/2021, 14:28:23, in reply to "Newbie alert"

                        Thanks (if this isn't bollocks). Very surprised about Cornick. Can't think of many bigger teams that would want him?

                          Re: Newbie alert

                          Posted by Andrew Mermill on 13/1/2021, 14:49:46, in reply to "Re: Newbie alert"

                          From what was said its a case of Cornick not being happy with how he is being used and there being no reasonable chance of that changing, whereas Elliot Lee was 'talked around' that has not been the case with Cornick. Personally really like Cornick and with Lua Lua perhaps on the decline he is our best pace option so would be a blow if he went as though apparently Nombe is red hot in training he hasnt really shown much in the limited time given so far.

                            Re: Newbie alert

                            Posted by bbb on 13/1/2021, 14:43:03, in reply to "Re: Newbie alert"

                            Theres plenty of clubs out there happy to pay more than our strict pay limit.

                            Players dont tend to ask to leave unless theyve a move lined up.

                            Re: Newbie alert

                            Posted by Kurious oranj on 13/1/2021, 13:04:22, in reply to "Newbie alert"

                            Great pun Drew Murmill.....

                              Re: Newbie alert

                              Posted by Shifter on 13/1/2021, 12:59:54, in reply to "Newbie alert"

                              As most of the knobheads on here would say prove it.
                              As for myself hopefully some of what you say is true 👍

                                Re: Newbie alert

                                Posted by Peter Griffin on 13/1/2021, 12:59:31, in reply to "Newbie alert"

                                Thanks Andrew very good insight, I had heard about the Sluga thing.

                                  Re: Newbie alert

                                  Posted by Hatter62 on 13/1/2021, 12:58:59, in reply to "Newbie alert"

                                  Has got the semblance of truth rather than fantasy and would explain a few things of late.

                                    Re: Newbie alert

                                    Posted by Just an observation on 13/1/2021, 13:06:09, in reply to "Re: Newbie alert"

                                    Yes, but it is logical. Could be true, but equally likely could be someone just applying logic. Which at the very least would make the thread title very true

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