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    If Luton beat Liverpool

    Posted by J in C real one on 20/11/2020, 10:38:01

    And Klopp said hey had not lost and demanded a recount of the goals. Would it not be clear hes a lunatic or summat.

      Re: If Luton beat Liverpool

      Posted by Andy Cappucino on 20/11/2020, 12:10:29, in reply to "If Luton beat Liverpool"

      Dalglish actually tried something similar.

        Re: If Luton beat Liverpool

        Posted by The Outsider on 20/11/2020, 13:01:38, in reply to "Re: If Luton beat Liverpool"

        Has to be done

        If we'd only played at Anfield
        if we'd only played on grass
        we could have made our sliding tackles
        without burns upon our arse
        if only we'd had supporters
        from our famous Spion Kop
        if we'd had a team performance
        even Luton could not stop

        But instead we went to Luton
        to a place we think quite drastic
        with its ban on our supporters
        and its pitch made out of plastic
        for a match of such importance
        not just once but bloody twice
        we had to face unfair conditions
        play against a loaded dice

        Oh I suppose that they deserved it
        they were better on the day
        but they should have been excluded
        booted out by the FA
        now I won't go on much longer
        for the reasons you all know
        their not making it to Anfield
        due to problems with the snow

        Now in any competition
        for the team that stays away
        an immediate exclusion
        is the price that they should pay
        but the FA in its wisdom
        said to them that it's not cheating
        just as long as they could pay the price
        of the Anfield central heating

        Then on the Monday when they got there
        it was plain for all to see
        that we had to first beat Luton
        and then the referee
        for three penalty decisions
        for some reason he ignored
        I know at least from one of these
        Jan Molby would have scored

        Then tonight we've been defeated
        so it's time to whinge and whine
        for to play on plastic pitches
        should be ruled way out of line
        so it's time to sit and wonder
        and to think what might have been
        if we hadn't gone to Luton
        and bumped into Brian Stein

        If they hadn't picked Mike Newell
        if Mick Harford had gone lame
        if Steve Foster played for Brighton
        we could have won the bloody game
        for when you think of our performance
        and the way we played tonight
        I know our physical condition
        and our attitude was right

        And when you stop and think it over
        when you stop and look around
        when you think of all the reasons
        all the facts that I have found
        like two referee's decisions
        for the first two goals tonight
        and our misdirected passes
        with not a single shot in sight

        There were times I had to wonder
        I just had to sit and stare
        and try to count how many men
        I had for me out there
        at times they overwhelmed us
        it seemed unfair to me
        at times I thought that Ian Rush
        had gone to Italy

        But when you play a match at Luton
        the pitch will get you in the end
        and when you stop and look around you
        there's nowhere to find a friend
        and but for referees' decisions
        like the ones outlined before
        it would be Liverpool not Luton
        in FA Cup round four.

        Re: If Luton beat Liverpool

        Posted by 4-4-2 on 20/11/2020, 10:41:16, in reply to "If Luton beat Liverpool"

        Can you do a poll please, matey?

          Re: If Luton beat Liverpool

          Posted by Comfy Slippers on 20/11/2020, 10:40:57, in reply to "If Luton beat Liverpool"

          Good morning fake Jimbo.

            Re: If Luton beat Liverpool

            Posted by 4-4-2 on 20/11/2020, 10:43:39, in reply to "Re: If Luton beat Liverpool"

            Lack of apostrophes and a question mark suggests it's genuine.

            Full stop at the end and no hyphens, suggests it might not be.

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