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    My boss has text us all

    Posted by Buzzard on 23/3/2020, 20:57:19

    To say that Boris hasn't closed down non essential businesses and therefore I am required to go to work tomorrow.

    I work in construction.....

    I guess it's absolutely necessary for me to go to work, or else I'll get the sack.

      Re: My boss has text us all

      Posted by Ja on 24/3/2020, 5:37:17, in reply to "My boss has text us all"

      Same here. Just got text now.

        Re: My boss has text us all

        Posted by Brko's Bicycle on 24/3/2020, 0:04:27, in reply to "My boss has text us all"

        My sister is in the same position, works in an office for a well known department store who like to make out they are socially conscious but who are still running their online shop.

        Even more ridiculous thing is that she could easily do her job from home, but bosses aren't allowing it.

        Boris has f%cked it, and greedy bosses are exploiting loopholes.

          Re: My boss has text us all

          Posted by Don Logan on 23/3/2020, 22:51:08, in reply to "My boss has text us all"

          Tweet from Robert Jenrick, SoS for housing, saying continue to work on site, but follow social distancing guidelines.

            Re: My boss has text us all

            Posted by Brad Garlinghouse on 23/3/2020, 22:02:12, in reply to "My boss has text us all"

            You’ll probably turn up mate and the site will be shut, I’ve had information that all the sites that my lads are working on are closing.Depends on the developer I suppose.

              Re: My boss has text us all

              Posted by Prepper Pete on 23/3/2020, 21:05:24, in reply to "My boss has text us all"


              Go in tmrw so it's not too obvious (but keep a distance from everyone). Then tmrw evening txt to say a family member has a dry cough and u need to follow government advice and isolate as a family.

                Re: My boss has text us all

                Posted by Buzzard on 23/3/2020, 21:12:24, in reply to "Re: My boss has text us all"

                9 working days full sick pay left (had a day off with conjunctivitis in November and get 10 in a 12 month period ) and then SSP we've been told.

                Gut us by the gonads financially...

                  Re: My boss has text us all

                  Posted by Prepper Pete on 23/3/2020, 21:24:07, in reply to "Re: My boss has text us all"

                  He can also temporarily lay you off and claim 80% of your salary.

                  But if he's a total c@nt then go for the nuclear option - especially if he sacks you... Take a decent bit of plant machinery and smash his house to small pieces.

                  You'd be a hero given the circumstances.

                Re: My boss has text us all

                Posted by Journeyman on 23/3/2020, 21:01:48, in reply to "My boss has text us all"

                I disagree. Your boss is wrong. I’m not sure how that helps you though.

                  Re: My boss has text us all

                  Posted by Buzzard on 23/3/2020, 21:09:45, in reply to "Re: My boss has text us all"

                  I think you are right. Problem is he is the boss.

                  Personally I think he is a complete ####.

                    Re: My boss has text us all

                    Posted by Buzzards boss man on 23/3/2020, 21:18:59, in reply to "Re: My boss has text us all"

                    You wait til the morning you fecker, I'll have you cleaning out the portaloo with toothbrush...

                    Cheeky blighter.

                      Re: My boss has text us all

                      Posted by Shropshire Hatter on 23/3/2020, 21:28:24, in reply to "Re: My boss has text us all"

                      Good Luck Buzzard with whatever decision you make and take care.

                      Hope you didn’t mind me laughing at the joke above, a great bit of humour at times like this, excepting the difficult position you are in.

                      Re: My boss has text us all

                      Posted by Buzzard on 23/3/2020, 21:25:34, in reply to "Re: My boss has text us all"

                      Yer yer.

                      You ####.. 😂

                      Re: My boss has text us all

                      Posted by EastEnder on 23/3/2020, 21:13:53, in reply to "Re: My boss has text us all"

                      I think he said essential work..pr work that came be done from home.

                      Will have to listen again.

                      It's all to do with the nuances of his wording

                        Re: My boss has text us all

                        Posted by Journeyman on 23/3/2020, 21:20:50, in reply to "Re: My boss has text us all"

                        Boris said it’s ok to travel for “essential work only”

                        He’s fudged it and fucked up on this one by leaving it open to interpretation. Work is essential to most people.

                        So much confusion tonight.

                        I’ve had notification that I qualify for the government’s “key workers list” and I’m still working from home as much as possible.

                          Re: My boss has text us all

                          Posted by Buzzard on 23/3/2020, 21:27:14, in reply to "Re: My boss has text us all"

                          Ollie is at SKY as we speak. He is very much a key worker..

                            Re: My boss has text us all

                            Posted by Journeyman on 23/3/2020, 21:32:21, in reply to "Re: My boss has text us all"

                            Absolutely. Rest assured the H&S protocols in place on the campus are very thorough.

                              Re: My boss has text us all

                              Posted by Buzzard on 23/3/2020, 21:44:50, in reply to "Re: My boss has text us all"

                              Yes he was telling me.

                              Good to hear.

                              They are looking after them from what I can see.

                              Update on me... My bosses boss has stood us all down for 24 hours whilst they seek clarification.

                              Fair enough.

                                Re: My boss has text us all

                                Posted by whhatter on 23/3/2020, 23:12:10, in reply to "Re: My boss has text us all"

                                I get the impression you work at merchants?

                                  Re: My boss has text us all

                                  Posted by Bab on 23/3/2020, 21:49:25, in reply to "Re: My boss has text us all"

                                  I guess the government briefs the bbc(make sure the right message gets across) they seems to be right on it after the address. Their website says travel for essential work.
                                  Check it out.

                                    Re: My boss has text us all

                                    Posted by Buzzard on 23/3/2020, 21:53:31, in reply to "Re: My boss has text us all"

                                    Aye seen that thanks.

                                    Up the Town

                              Re: My boss has text us all

                              Posted by Prepper Pete on 23/3/2020, 21:26:53, in reply to "Re: My boss has text us all"


                              Out of interest what's the key worker job you can do from home?

                                Re: My boss has text us all

                                Posted by Journeyman on 23/3/2020, 21:34:21, in reply to "Re: My boss has text us all"

                                Sorry, I wasn’t clear.

                                I am working from home as much as possible but am on a key worker list should I need to travel into work / need my son to attend school etc.

                          Re: My boss has text us all

                          Posted by Squirrel on 23/3/2020, 21:05:03, in reply to "Re: My boss has text us all"

                          +2 your boss is a tosser

                            Re: My boss has text us all

                            Posted by EastEnder on 23/3/2020, 21:18:28, in reply to "Re: My boss has text us all"

                            the wording is if your work is essential OR cannot be done from home.

                            If the boss decides your work cannot be done from home then you have to go in for now.

                          Re: My boss has text us all

                          Posted by Salty on 23/3/2020, 20:58:34, in reply to "My boss has text us all"

                          Will B&Q be open ?

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