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    I reckon in about a year...

    Posted by Morph on 9/10/2019, 9:50:47

    ...to 18 months time the piss pressure in my bladder will have degraded to such an extent I will become one of those males who sits down to pee

      Re: I reckon in about a year...

      Posted by Kaptain Krusty on 9/10/2019, 11:20:05, in reply to "I reckon in about a year..."

      Another age thing to look forward to is the hair coming out of your nostrils / ears decides to accelerate.
      What is the evolutionary benefit of that?

        Re: I reckon in about a year...

        Posted by bbb on 9/10/2019, 10:14:02, in reply to "I reckon in about a year..."

        It's an age thing mate.

        Fortunately I'm still in my prime.

          Re: I reckon in about a year...

          Posted by The Phantom Dick Chopper on 9/10/2019, 11:26:08, in reply to "Re: I reckon in about a year..."

          PROVE IT!

          Re: I reckon in about a year...

          Posted by Suffolk Punch on 9/10/2019, 10:41:59, in reply to "Re: I reckon in about a year..."

          You have this to look forward to. As long as you sit on a toilet, it's comfortable, and fun. But remember to leave the door open.

            Re: I reckon in about a year...

            Posted by 4-4-2 on 9/10/2019, 10:55:54, in reply to "Re: I reckon in about a year..."

            And then put the toilet seat up after you've finished.

          Re: I reckon in about a year...

          Posted by Morph on 9/10/2019, 10:31:30, in reply to "Re: I reckon in about a year..."

          You've got a bag mate, you've got it easy!

        Re: I reckon in about a year...

        Posted by Dave D on 9/10/2019, 10:03:09, in reply to "I reckon in about a year..."

        And still living with mummy

          Re: I reckon in about a year...

          Posted by HH on 9/10/2019, 10:02:53, in reply to "I reckon in about a year..."

          Will be the least of your problems

          http://news.sky.com/story/brexit-bums-rush-no-deal-could-wipe-out-toilet-paper-stocks-11831093

            Re: I reckon in about a year...

            Posted by alrightchummy on 10/10/2019, 1:55:04, in reply to "Re: I reckon in about a year..."

            And if we stay in, this country will run out of houses.
            How many homeless do we have, and rising? but that isn't down to the influx of those coming in from other EU nations, eh!

            Re: I reckon in about a year...

            Posted by charlatans spivs and thieves on 9/10/2019, 10:00:40, in reply to "I reckon in about a year..."

            that's what Germans do, ask your mate

              Re: I reckon in about a year...

              Posted by LTFC Wooo on 9/10/2019, 9:52:30, in reply to "I reckon in about a year..."

              Sit down wee's are a right treat!

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