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    Games we have won and other achievements that I am taking the credit for top 10

    Posted by Poster from the pastUser icon on 15/8/2026, 21:49:36

    1. Littlewoods Cup Final 1988. As soon as Dibble saved the penalty I knew we would win and I beamed that certainty telepathically to the players and the rest of the Luton supporters inside Wembley.

    2. Cambridge 3-4 Luton. I was listening on the radio and posting on here. I decided midway through the game to start chanting my Buddhist thing. It worked. Anyone on here at the time can vouch for me as I posted about it in real time.

    3. Luton 2-1 Oxford. THAT game. I was in G block chanting away, out loud but under my breath all game. At some point the bloke behind me told me to "fucking shut up will ya". I ignored him. We won.

    4. Reading 3-4 Luton. Today I experimented with moving my Luton scarf into a new position at home when we were 3-1 down. After each subsequent goal we scored I kissed the scarf in it's new magic position. We won.

    5. Promotion to the Premier League. This was something I chanted for during my Buddhist days. I made the wish when we were losing to teams like Braintree. It was completely fucking ridiculous. We got promoted to the Premier League.

    6. New stadium. At the same time as chanting to get promoted to the Premier League I also chanted that we would get a new stadium. That one is midway to completion.

    7. Promotion to the Championship this season. Earlier today I declared I am convinced we will get promoted this season. All I can say is MARK MY WORDS IT'S NAILED ON.

    There's no need to thank me, I do it for the love of LTFC and their success is thanks enough. But it is all thanks to me. You're welcome.

    outlaws is not the barometer of sanity. You're either Luton full tilt or you are nothing. We have spunked way too much money on shite. The end.

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