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Re: My wife called me at the pub today. Be home in 10 minutes, or the dog will be eating your dinner!

Posted by Wife hunter on 7/9/2024, 20:44:20, in reply to "Re: My wife called me at the pub today. Be home in 10 minutes, or the dog will be eating your dinner!"

Rooms any future wife of mine worth her salt must excel in. In priority order.

Kitchen - must be able to serve up quality grub on tap
Living room/toilet - being willing to clear up after the trail of destruction i leave behind
Bedroom/garage - must be able to satisfy my perverted sexual desires and fetishes.
Garden - those plants won't water themselves

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My wife called me at the pub today. Be home in 10 minutes, or the dog will be eating your dinner! - Alan proper Irish 7/9/2024, 20:05:57

Re: My wife called me at the pub today. Be home in 10 minutes, or the dog will be eating your dinner! - bbb 8/9/2024, 11:22:05
Re: My wife called me at the pub today. Be home in 10 minutes, or the dog will be eating your dinner! - Nn5Hat 8/9/2024, 0:01:39
Re: My wife called me at the pub today. Be home in 10 minutes, or the dog will be eating your dinner! - Andy Cappuccino 7/9/2024, 21:09:46
Re: My wife called me at the pub today. Be home in 10 minutes, or the dog will be eating your dinner! - clarky 7/9/2024, 20:24:13
- Re: My wife called me at the pub today. Be home in 10 minutes, or the dog will be eating your dinner! - Alan proper Irish 7/9/2024, 20:35:12
  - Re: My wife called me at the pub today. Be home in 10 minutes, or the dog will be eating your dinner! - Wife hunter 7/9/2024, 20:44:20
Re: My wife called me at the pub today. Be home in 10 minutes, or the dog will be eating your dinner! - Armchair hatter 7/9/2024, 20:16:55
Re: My wife called me at the pub today. Be home in 10 minutes, or the dog will be eating your dinner! - bbb 7/9/2024, 20:12:22
- Re: My wife called me at the pub today. Be home in 10 minutes, or the dog will be eating your dinner! - Poole Hatter 7/9/2024, 21:07:24

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