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My other half, who comes from just round the corner from him and a Millwall family. She’s pleased for us by the way as she knew how much it meant.
Dragged me to the theatre in Aylesbury to see Baker’s one man show.
4 hours bar a 15 minute break of him talking about himself, in glowing terms, about how he was the cleverest at school. (But clearly not clever enough to realise characterising a mixed race baby as a chimpanzee might not be a great career move.)
So proud of his dad, (hardly mentioned his mother at all). The dad who just seemed to be a docker who stole everything that wasn’t bolted down.
And by going through his life story , how he basically winged it and was fortunate enough to always seem to be in the right place at the right time.
At the end he had to rush, sure he could’ve done another 4 hours. By this time my backside was numb and was thinking will this bloke just shut the f*** up.