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- Brexiter holibobs versus Remoaners
Brexiters, going to the Tenerife and ‘avin it large. Sometimes a bit of bovver at the airport, but time for an extra couple of pints at the airport ‘Spoons. Four more pints over ‘ere garcon, lovely.
Remoaners, stuck in a two-day traffic somewhere in Kent, trying to get to their French holiday home or some sh!te campsite. Absolutely seething, livid, apoplectic with rage, 24hr rants about ‘the gammons’.
Then tell disinterested Pierre on the passport desk that you didn’t vote for Brexit, and pretend to yourself that he really gives a flying fook and hasn’t heard the same bollox for the 100th time that day.
Remoaners, secretly wishing that the whole country had united behind the democratic vote and not shown signs of division and weakness that are now being exploited. But knowing you can never, ever, ever back down.
Or that the stubbornness of remoaners and, best efforts of the civil service to scupper Brexit, has been the ultimate own goal/shooting yourself in the foot moment.
Anyways, here’s my advice for next year.
Don’t go to France. Have it large Tenereefee, they love us here.
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