by John Kuhn Bleimaier
(with apologies to Meredith Willson)
It's beginning to feel a lot like post Christmas
Every where you go;
If you’ve got an Elsie twelve or ten
Get it glistening once again
With armor steel barrels all aglow.
It's beginning to feel a lot like post Christmas
Looking for ammo in every store;
But the prettiest sight to see
Is the cartridge boxes that will be
At Walmart’s by the back door.
It's beginning to feel a lot like post Christmas
Off to Lehigh Valley we will go;
On December 30th it will be swell
Then barbecue lunch at Grumpy’s as well,
We’re the sturdy kind that don't mind even if there’s snow.
It's beginning to feel a lot like post Christmas
Soon the clay targets will start;
And the tool that will make them break
Is an LC Smith, for goodness sake,
Gladdening every shooter’s heart
.
December 9, 2021
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