: I unilaterally, and with no input from anyone
: else, promote you from your current
: "Knight" rank.
: By finding this forum, you have passed the
: rank tests for White Knight, Black Knight,
: Royal Knight, Paladin, Round Table, First
: Knight, and High Council. Thus your current
: rank is "King". All hail Coffee.
: The actual promotion is going to a bag of
: Guatemala Antigua Medium Roast blend from
: Starbucks, but you get to come along by
: association. Congrats
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