: In accordance with the spread of
: democracy throughout the world, I
: hereby promote any man, woman or child
: capable of locating this god forsaken
: forum --located, as it is, in the
: deepest, darkest corner of the
: internet-- to the rank of High Council
: (hereafter "HC" ). With
: great power comes great responsibility.
: As HC members you are burdened with
: the task of occasionally inflating the
: esteem of your co-nerds with obscenely
: silly, ironically violent role playing
: titles via a sacred vote.
: By divine decree and popular demand,
: let the voting begin!