Hi!

Who are you.

Text based game eh? Isn't that like, what this forum is? We all play our little roles, pretending to be things we're not, putting on different hats.

I just bought a nvidia 8800 gtx graphics card for $700, ooo ooo, let me play a text based game plz?

<takes off his money flashing bragging hat and strolls out of the internet where noone cares and everyone is a lawyer/plastic surgeon/congressman">

P.S. I'm an ass, not a fag, get it straight.