Posted by Buck on 10/16/2019, 9:01 pm
A duck 🦆 walks into a bar and ask the bartender for grapes 🍇, bartender says we don’t have any grapes. The next day, duck returns to the bar and again, asks do you got any grapes. Again the bartender says no. |
Third day, duck again goes in the bar and asks for grapes, bartender by now a bit angry says I told you yesterday and the day before, we don’t have any grapes, if you come in here again and ask for grapes, I will nail your feet to the floor.
A couple of days go by, and the duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender if he has a hammer, “no” says the bartender, duck asks, you got any nails, “no” says the bartender, duck looks at bartender, cocks his head and asks “got any grapes”.