Posted by rizzo on 9/2/2019, 5:48 pm
A man walks into a bar. As he sits down, he looks up and notices three pieces of steak hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender “what’s with the steaks?” |
The bartender replies, “If you can jump up and slap all three pieces at once, you get free drinks for an hour.
If you miss even one, you have to pay for everyone else’s drinks for the rest of the night. Wanna give it a go?”
The man takes another look at the meat, then shook his head and replied, “Nahhh, i think I’ll pass. The steaks are too high.”