swamp near the lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,
"I can't understand how you can be so much bigger
We're the same age; we were the same size as kids.
I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big gator, "what have you been
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small
"Hmm.....Well, where do you catch them?"
"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking
lot by the Capitol."
"Same here. Hmm.... How do you catch them?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars
and wait for one to unlock the car door.
Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the
sh#t out of them and eat 'em!"
"Same here." says the big gator. "Do you eat
Democrats or Republicans?"
"I eat the Democrats" says the little guy.
"Ah!" says the big gator. "I think I see your
problem. You're not getting any real
“You see, by the time you finish shaking the sh#t
out of a Democrat, there's nothing left but an
asshole and a briefcase.”
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