A very young brilliant Law student, having failed his Law exam,
goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his
razor-sharp legal mind.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"
Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be
a professor, would I?"
Student: "OK. So I'd like to ask you a question. If you can
give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as it is.
If you can't give me the
correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an `A'".
Professor: "Hmmm, alright. So what's the question?"
Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal,
and neither logical nor legal? "
The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer.
Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark
into an `A' as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.
The prof continues to wrack his brain over the question all
afternoon, but still can't get the answer.
So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and
tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer:
"What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither
logical nor legal?"
To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the
students immediately raise their hands..
"All right," says the professor and asks his favorite student to answer.
"Quite easy, Sir," says the student. "You see, you're 75
years old and married to a 30 year old lady. That's legal, but
not logical. Your wife has
a 17 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your
wife's lover failed his exam, but you've just given him an"A",
which is neither legal,