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James Martin

Posted by TonskiBeat User icon on October 3, 2026, 9:38 am

How does this c**t get air time? 9.30 til 12 on ITV this morning. The personality of a brick wall, and no doubt acts the t**t to others.

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Posted by Otto User icon on October 5, 2026, 9:56 am, in reply to "James Martin"

Him crying at the side of the road after shipping his expensive old car over to Italy for a long distance race the Mille Miglia and then breaking down after 30 mins was a sight to behold. Packed up and went home claiming it was all character building etc the fat biff

Fat wheezy boy with a note from Matron

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Posted by Dash Riprock User icon on October 5, 2026, 11:04 am, in reply to "Re: James Martin"

Ha ha. I remember that , i didn't even know who he was but immediately took against the arrogant man child. Deffo a Tory , Clarkson loving , Brexit voting biff.( Him not you )

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Posted by Meff Stelling User icon on October 3, 2026, 7:08 pm, in reply to "James Martin"

He thinks Whitby do the best fish and chips which instantly makes all his opinions worthless.

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Posted by Chinaski User icon on October 5, 2026, 8:57 am, in reply to "Re: James Martin"

Where does the best fish and chips then and why?

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Posted by Meff Stelling User icon on October 5, 2026, 9:17 am, in reply to "Re: James Martin"

Not sure on the best though Atkinsons in Morecambe were fantastic. 3 chippies I have been to in Whitby over the years though were woeful.

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Posted by Chinaski User icon on October 5, 2026, 9:19 am, in reply to "Re: James Martin"

Havent been to Whitby for years but have had some excellent fish and chips there

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Posted by TomOB User icon on October 5, 2026, 8:54 am, in reply to "Re: James Martin"

They do them very well, though.

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Posted by Meff Stelling User icon on October 3, 2026, 7:08 pm, in reply to "James Martin"

He thinks Whitby do the best fish and chips which instantly makes all his opinions worthless.

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Posted by Est1878 User icon on October 3, 2026, 3:55 pm, in reply to "James Martin"

I’ve no idea why anyone would watch anyone cooking or sewing or dancing etc on tv

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Posted by ThommosSocks User icon on October 3, 2026, 11:50 am, in reply to "James Martin"

Absolute bellend, up there with Clarkson for me.

Remember him going in about foorballers fiening unjury and rolling around, "don't get that in rugby".
Yes James but in rugby you do get putting your cock in your mates pint and soggy biscuit

Thommossocks is innocent

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Posted by charlycharles User icon on October 3, 2026, 3:55 pm, in reply to "Re: James Martin"

I,m not being a prick here but I have met loads of folk from Yorkshire and they have a high ranking in the total bellend department

carlitocarlos

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Posted by Spart User icon on October 3, 2026, 11:17 am, in reply to "James Martin"

I'll never forgive him, Lovejoy, Rimmer and all the other presenters of these weekend morning magazine boreathons for robbing me of the only reason to ever get up and watch telly on a Saturday morning....kids TV

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Posted by Tarpaulin_Alan User icon on October 3, 2026, 11:29 am, in reply to "Re: James Martin"

Tim Lovejoy. What a cunt he was.

There’s a Poundland version of him on Talkshite called Andy Goldstein.

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Posted by Tarpaulin_Alan User icon on October 3, 2026, 6:54 pm, in reply to "Re: James Martin"

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Posted by Tonytaxi1970 User icon on October 3, 2026, 6:36 pm, in reply to "Re: James Martin"

'is', not was....

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Posted by Tarpaulin_Alan User icon on October 3, 2026, 6:58 pm, in reply to "Re: James Martin"

😂

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Posted by charlycharles User icon on October 3, 2026, 3:55 pm, in reply to "Re: James Martin"

Oof thats cutting but fair

carlitocarlos

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Posted by Tarpaulin_Alan User icon on October 3, 2026, 10:14 am, in reply to "James Martin"

His dress code is Tory casual.

Base Carnoustie loafers, boot cut Levi’s jeans and a Ralph Lauren shirt with the sleeves rolled up.

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Posted by Dick-Ronson User icon on October 3, 2026, 11:06 am, in reply to "Re: James Martin"

What do you wear Al?
Traineeeeeeeees an a Shell suit?
Bootle Dole Office Atire?

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Posted by Tarpaulin_Alan User icon on October 3, 2026, 11:27 am, in reply to "Re: James Martin"

Canary yellow shirt, horizon blue stay-crease action slacks, cap, polaroids, tan string-back driving gloves.

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Posted by fourjays User icon on October 3, 2026, 11:45 am, in reply to "Re: James Martin"

Aye, aye
Rigsbys off to The Grange with Miss Jones

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Posted by jpol User icon on October 3, 2026, 11:47 am, in reply to "Re: James Martin"

One of my favourite episodes that

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Posted by fourjays User icon on October 3, 2026, 2:48 pm, in reply to "Re: James Martin"

All excellent
The Grey lady was my favourite

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Posted by jpol User icon on October 3, 2026, 11:47 am, in reply to "Re: James Martin"

One of my favourite episodes that

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Posted by bignev User icon on October 3, 2026, 9:54 am, in reply to "James Martin"

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/james-martin-accusations-bullying-itv-b2382754.html

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Posted by Obrima3 User icon on October 3, 2026, 9:48 am, in reply to "James Martin"

He does come across as a bit of a twat. See also Matt tebbit

Formerly obrima2

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Posted by jpol User icon on October 3, 2026, 11:28 am, in reply to "Re: James Martin"

I can confirm Martin is a twat. Years ago in York multi storey I parked up and he got out of his Porsche behind me for a minute or two in his Porsche as if I had taken his personal space. Then proceeded to step out the car with some fit girl and just kept staring at me all I can say is what did she wee in the millionaire chef James Martin

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Posted by bignev User icon on October 3, 2026, 11:32 am, in reply to "Re: James Martin"

Please tell me it was accidentally scratched. By accident.

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Posted by jpol User icon on October 3, 2026, 11:35 am, in reply to "Re: James Martin"

I was tempted lol.

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Posted by TonskiBeat User icon on October 3, 2026, 9:50 am, in reply to "Re: James Martin"

I’m not as irritated by Matt. And Saturday Kitchen is well better!

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