How long before the commentators mutter the "most knowledgeable fans in the world" line?

Couple of observations while I'm on here:

Who was the 'guilty' story leaked to and who leaked it? I don't mean The Athletic - someone fed it to them, but I bet Dicky knew full well and was chuffed the cat was out of the bag so they were then in a position where they had to put the statement out without the 'confidetiality' gag. The point being that it emanated from them, I'm sure.

While there are seemingly obviously many questions to answer for our owners, why the fook are the three-person, independent arbiters anonymous? Is that not an open door to more dodgy shenanigans?

Not saying we haven't fooked up badly here, but I think this is the final shot that signals no other club is ever going to sit at the top table ever again.

Oh, and they can stick their asterisks up their collective ring pieces - we'll always have Aguero!

Ha ha - I forgot the "just nipping out for a pint with Plinky off the Internet love" convo 🤣

what's all this?

I'm going in October.