One of our MH Support workers who is quite posh from Stockton Heath and a local councillor was really flat in affect on a teams meeting

When asked what was wrong by a colleague,she said her rabbit had died.

Quick as a flash someone said “just buy new batteries then”

Once the fall out from this had died down someone said “gas mark 6 for 80 minutes”

Not funny compared to some on here but funny at the time for an MDT

The dept’ self appointed DEI nut job nearly had a breakdown

I can’t claim that one im afraid

It was an Australian

A couple of years ago a fella in our place (who was a manager) decided to strip and dance naked in front of the camera when on a Teams call with a Barrister who was doing a presentation and 70 others.

Everyone had their camera's turned off apart from him and the Barrister who understandably got agitated when he saw him swinging is giblets in the bottom right hand corner of the screen and asked for him to be removed, when this didn't happen he left the conversation which meant the manager was the only person left on the call with his camera turned on so it jumped from a box in the right hand corner to fill the full screen, apparently all you could hear in the office was the young girls on the call screaming in horror.

I was going camping that day and my phone had smoke coming off it with the number of messages I was getting.

He's now banned from working in the legal industry.

Been there.

On one Teams call not so long ago a fella was explaining a new project delivery process. My better half decided this was the ideal moment to start hoovering the landing outside my home office. This resulted in me exclaming 'FOR FUCK'S SAKE' at which point he paused awkwardly and all the side chats blew up with "did you hear that?!" comments.

It was obviously me so I put my hands up and apologised that it was due to an interruption at my door and not the quality of the content.

'One way to raise your profile' was one hilarious quip.

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i assume he meant that he was running things

the tit.

They’re running low on French fries.